Jake Gyllenhaal Is Watching You
14. Nov, 2014 
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Nightcrawler
Jeepers Creepers Peepers
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R | 117 min
Dude, Dan Gilroy‘s Nightcrawler is some creepy creeper creepenstein stuffs. It’s about Jake Gyanlennelhallll being a super creep with super super super creepy eyes and creeping the heck out of people with creepy stuff he films, to sell to TV stations (and like creeping out old hottie Rene Russo and creeping her into like doing sexual things to him… offscreen!! it’s like the first movie of this century with lots of sexual tension that doesn’t resort to showing sex!!!)
Look, don’t get me wrong, Jake Gynnahhaenhahhyall has always had super intense creeper peepers, but in Nightcrawler, it’s like 10zillionfold creeper creeps!!!!
Verdictgo: Breast In Show
Nightcrawler bugs you like Gynenhahhhall’s eyes, at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
