Tag Archives: Dan Gilroy

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Watching You

Nightcrawler
Jeepers Creepers Peepers
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 117 min

Dude, Dan Gilroy‘s Nightcrawler is some creepy creeper creepenstein stuffs. It’s about Jake Gyanlennelhallll being a super creep with super super super creepy eyes and creeping the heck out of people with creepy stuff he films, to sell to TV stations (and like creeping out old hottie Rene Russo and creeping her into like doing sexual things to him… offscreen!! it’s like the first movie of this century with lots of sexual tension that doesn’t resort to showing sex!!!)

Look, don’t get me wrong, Jake Gynnahhaenhahhyall has always had super intense creeper peepers, but in Nightcrawler, it’s like 10zillionfold creeper creeps!!!!

creepy jake

creepy jake2

jcreeps

jake watching

gylenhalll creepers

creeps

jake creepy

jake creep nigt

jake creep nigt2

nightcrawler

creepy jake nightcrawler

jake crazy eyes

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

Nightcrawler bugs you like Gynenhahhhall’s eyes, at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Jake Gyllenhaal is watching you

2 Comments

eXTReMe Tracker