CDC Deez Nuts
21. Sep, 2011 
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Contagion
Semi-Avoid This Like The Plague
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PG-13 | 106 min
And the unscariest lame scary movie that wasn’t intended to be a scary movie is… Steven Nederbergh‘s Contagtgitiontioniagagaionagioanggaaioaniatgaionattaoon!!!  This coulda been 28 Days Later, but ended up being about as adventerous as 28 Days Slater!!!  Gwyneth Paltrow foams at the mouth to death within the first 15 minutes and then it’s pretty much Purell pure-hell of boredom the rest of the way!!!!  Not even bats feeding pigs feeding humans causing problems on Day 1 can make us give a sh#t about any day that followed.  Contagtioaianiataianigaianaian did for germs what Food, Inc did for unhealthy eating – not change our minds on the subject whatsoever.  Bring on the tainted pig, please!!!!
Colombiana
More Like Colombian-MEH
Official Website |Â Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 108 min
Luc, stop writing and producing easy action garbage (like Colombiana), and directing kids movies, and juss reunite with Natalie Portman and make yer name mean something once again.
Here’s hoping your Lady aint shady
Verdictgos: both be Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
Contagion & Colombiana are C minuses at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
