Lyre! Lyre! Pants On Fire!
biggest reveal of this whole Richard Simmons is being held against his will mystery…
RICHARD SIMMONSÂ (may have) PLAYED A FAT GUY IN FELLINI’S SATYRICON!!!!!!!!!
btw – Fellini’s Satyricon is a horrible horrible horrible horrible movie.  it is in fact the 2nd Fellini movie I have ever seen AND have walked out of.  the first was 8 1/2, which apparently is an amazing film, but it’s not, and thus, I’ve never bothered to watch a Fellini film ever again – not a 1/2, a 1/4 or even zero.  BLOW ME FELLINI!!!
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we miss you Richard and hope you are well