Tag Archives: Han Solo

The Force Needs To Go Back To Sleep

19. Oct, 2015 2 Comments

**sweet Star Wars poster yo!**

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Han looks great. Â Leia’s new do, not so much, but the new characters look like they belong!

but wait…

WHAT THE FCUK IS THIS????

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**no seriously, this doesn’t like right/good/cool/anything I’d want to see in a Star Wars movie**

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OMG – it’s Jar Jar Stinxxxx 2015 OR PERHAPS SOMETHING EVEN WORSERESERER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â WEEESA IN TROUBLE!!!

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**I mean, I’d ratherÂ haveÂ Dexter Jettster exist in the Star Wars universe than that lil alien goggled dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

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OOOoooooooooooOOOOOObi Wan!!!

MORE LIKE OBI LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All Posts, Posters, Star Wars

Dex's Diner, Dexter Jettster, Force Awakens, Han Solo, Lupita Nyong'o, Maz Kanata, Princes Leia, Star Wars VII, The Force Awakens

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Bangers & Mash-Ups

02. Jul, 2015 0 Comments

Star Wars Wars – All 6 Films At Once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTHTEKwaYdI

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[via Fiddlr]

All Posts, Star Wars, Video

Attack of the Clones, Darth Vader, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Qui-Gon Jinn, Return of The Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars, Stormtroopers, The Empire Strikes Back, The Phantom Menace

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Galasstic Empire

25. Nov, 2013 1 Comment

**you remember the Burger King Star Wars glasses, right?????**

**if you didn’t,Â eBay awaits! (the Empire ones are the tres bestest!)**

but wait, there were also posters of the Dale (or is it Del?) NicholsÂ art that was used on the glasses????????????????

Â [via Space: 1970]

All Posts, Art, Food & Drink, Star Wars

1977, Burger King, C-3PO, Chewbacca, Dale Nichols, Del Nichols, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Princess Leia, R2-D2, Star Wars

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The Gospel According to Lucas

17. Oct, 2012 1 Comment

Star Wars in Medieval manuscript

these remind me of them amazings Narnia book covers of yesteryear

All Posts, Art, Star Wars

C-3PO, Chewbacca, Dagobah, Darth Vader, Han Solo, Hoth, Princess Leia, R2-D2, Tatooine, Yoda

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Star Warhol

19. Jul, 2012 0 Comments

Andy totally wasted his time with that double Elvis bull$shit

[via HOW!]

All Posts, Art, Design, Star Wars

Andy Warhol, Boba Fett, Han Solo, Pop Art

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Movie Reviews

January 23rd, 2020

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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers.Â You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies.Â In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process.Â It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]

January 14th, 2020

Rian’s Hopeless

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caught up on a lot of movies.Â no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi.Â You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson.Â Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]

December 16th, 2019

Hair Goes The Neighborhood

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Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs.Â It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!!Â YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!!Â Why don’t you go […]

November 27th, 2019

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The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes!Â DeNiro is best when he is quiet!Â Pacino is even bester when he’s loud!Â And dancing with women!! Â Tommy The Tit IS the tits!!Â Lums!!!Â that’s what […]

November 20th, 2019

The George Michael Worrywart Machine

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Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!!Â BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!!Â THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]

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Hotties

November 18th, 2020

Tatooine Desert Fox

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Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox

August 26th, 2020

Brazilian Wax Poetic

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Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012

July 27th, 2020

The de Havilland

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104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world.Â we needed 208.Â miss you tons Olivia de Havilland.Â miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us.Â we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]

January 27th, 2020

Former vs Ladder

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Pin Up Models at Miami Fire College by Bunny Yeager, 1955 [GMG]

January 17th, 2020

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I’ll have what she’s not wearing

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Best of

March 10th, 2020

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thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!!Â (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me.Â do you? (note â€“ each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed Youâ€™ve Reached the Office of […]

February 7th, 2020

The 2019 Thighsmans

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we named theÂ breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matterâ€¦ SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]

February 3rd, 2020

Thighs Wide Movies 2019

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Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]

January 1st, 2020

This Is List â€“ 2020

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there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]

March 8th, 2019

Fifteen Nifteen

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thighs wide is FIFTEEN years shut – TODAY!!!!!Â (somehow we skipped documenting fourteen, but fourteen is always an odd age)Â we’ve finally gotten our learner’s permit, and let me permit you to see some of the crap we crapped here over the past year of cheers and fears! (note – each picture below is clickable […]

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