A Toastess To Hostess
1978 Hostess crew, from left to right – Suzy Q, Fruit Pie The Magician, Chauncey Chocodile, Honey Bee, King Ding Dong, Twinkie The Kid, Chief Big Wheels, Captain Cupcake and Happy Ho Ho
The Hostesseses With The Mostessesses
in my hometown of Rockville, Maryland, there’s a little magical place called the Wonder Bread / Hostess Cake Bakery Thriftshop, which is basically an outlet where they sell moldy oldy baked goods, instead of giving them away for free to the rats on the street, or even homeless people.  anywho, and morse importantly – the thriftshop is also home to the three greatest signs I’ve ever seen in my life, EVER!!!
Fruit Pie The Magician
Freddy, The Fresh Guy
Twinkie The Kid
what, no love for Captain Cupcake????