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Driver Richard Petty holds a baseball, hot dog and apple pie as he announces he’ll be driving a Chevrolet after the Coca-cola 500 on July 30, 1978 at the Pocono International Speedway in Long Pond, Pennsylvania
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there’s Chicago pizza
and then there’s everything else that calls itself pizza which is basically Lender’s bagels
don’t ask where’s the beef, cause you know that shiz was in our stomachs within 8 seconds
and then 10 seconds later, the solids turns into a gaseous state
if you don’t put ketchup on a hot dog, yer juss plain stoopid
we’ll leave it up to you as to how many pickles should go on a dog
this picture is not related to the food above
but is related to how amazing the Wrigley Field bathrooms are!
Wrigley, you know, the place where Balki & Cousin Larry get jiggy with it!
and the place where the Natsies owned the Cubsies
THIS IS WHAT THE SKY LOOKS LIKE IN WRIGLEY!!!
JESUS AND MOSES AND GOD BUILT THIS PLACE!!!
Curly Ws and Rounded Cs in perfect harmony
why can’t we all just get a shlong?
was so blessed to be with and to bring together this trio of fine peepholes
Señor Gombiergas, Joe E Tata & Peabsly P Peabody
this guy was not a part of our party
but he sure knows how to party (in his own mind)
even took time out of our busy eating & Curly W schedule to see things
like potential Quiet On The Sets posts like the Home Alone house!
f$&k The Hunger Lames cause this abandoned women’s hospital is more future bad cool than anything in that stoopid movie
dog bless you Bertrand Goldberg
and this is where Dillinger got plugged
plug in, or tune out, yo!
even got a lil Bahá’à on life
then listened to the Bahá’men
who let the dogs/drugs out?
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
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Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
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Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
thighs wide is FIFTEEN years shut – TODAY!!!!! (somehow we skipped documenting fourteen, but fourteen is always an odd age) we’ve finally gotten our learner’s permit, and let me permit you to see some of the crap we crapped here over the past year of cheers and fears! (note – each picture below is clickable […]
