Peace The Forks Out

to

Jhoon Rhee

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thank you Master Rhee, for teaching people how to kick ass, and to try and recruit people to learn how to kick ass through THE most kick ass local TV commercial OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m suddely so HOT and bothered!

remember the Jhoon Rhee Taekwondo ‘Nobody Bother Me’ commercial, aka the most/best ghetto/ass crazy/beautiful local commercial ever, that we posted awhile back?

well looks like the band OK Go are also big fans of it and covered the song quite nicely at one of their concerts…

Schlappy 25th annie verse airy to THE WAVE, which was supposedly invented by Krazy George & a bunch of Oakland A’s fans, and snot supposedly by the UW [CBS Sun Morn]

many a belated piece the forkins like Jek Porkins to SmellyGBs, the battler of Algiers, the Buckster, the Lord, the dude who got to bang Jayne Mansfield, and Mr Tequila! [d & the Pee Wee dance]

Roger Ebert answers the not so age olde question: what the fcuk is the deal wit Roger Ebert? [The Vegan]

The V Mini Series sequel needs $19 million dollars. If we find 19 million V fans with a dollar a piece, THE BEASTMASTER WILL BE ABLE TO FEED HIS FAMILY!!

Eric Stoltz is was Marty McFly: THE PICTURES [Navi The Terrible Bowler]

the video for David ‘The Hoff’ Hasselhoff’s ‘Jump In My Car’ co-starring KITT

the world’s largest collection of SFW Annie Potts Harry Crumb JO matz

EW makes my wet dreams cum tru by throwin Borat on their cover and droppin a pointless article about Pam Beasley, which include these two fine snappages [LJ-TO]

wishlist for my Nov 7th b-day: ChloEdgarL – the tee (XL peas), TO’s Little T Learns To Share, the George Foreman USB iGrill, plenty o Gay X-Rated Cakes [NSFW] & Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru, the special edition action figures

Iggy Pop’s concert rider, plastic seahorses need not apply

George Steinbrenner Fires Tigers

Why is coffee commonly referred to as a ‘cup of joe’?

Top 10 Weird Al Videos [Hisconsin]

free passes to Stoopid Cartoon: The Movie and Will Ferrell’s Adaptation

CoolPl8z, thatmakeme6

Font Designers

‘I Learned It By Watching You!‘ and yer Jim Crocheesed arsed mustache!!

watermelon special fruitcarving site

Dagen då larverna kom till Flogsta

Clark Sorensen’s Urinal Sculptures

and n’awlins saints be praised, cause the internets has come thru again! The Most/Best – Ghetto/Ass – crazy/beautiful – Local Commercial Ever, featuring two two children who cannot be bothered, that I’ve searched high and low and Hi & Lois‘ pants for has FRYNALLY been unearthed, ironically enuff by the very institute who created the commercial: Jhoon Rhee‘s school of Tae Kwon Do. This may not mass appeal to those not from the DC area, but I think you’ll enjoy it nonethebreast

pee es – we are proud to be the #1 result when intersleuthing for ‘bench mark brunell‘. Hopefully that’s Daniel Snyder doin that sleuthin cause maybe he’ll do juss that before Sunday’s game in Indy, where I will be on hand job root rootin for my boys, regardless of how stank a$$ they truly is

So hows comes we’ves nevers seens Sarah Jessica Parkers & Mitch from Real Genius in the same bat room, at the same bat time?

You mean joe greene to tell me that telegrams hadn’t already gone the way of funny American sitcoms? And that Falkor’s sister isn’t already a US citizen? Shiz is gonna be a tuff task considering Fantasia is apart of the Axis of Evil.

A Gorillaz/Madonna penta-et (that’s like a duet, but for 5) will open the Grammys with 7 minutes of bang, and then the rest of the show will be 203 minutes of whimper. And why can’t we let Borat [vid] host everything?

Freaking of Borat Sagdiyev, sucks to be the British ambassador to Kazakhstan right about now, hispecially when you have to defend his humoristic merits of British racism to the people being racilisted against

Breastest home video news, until the announcement of the Twin Peaks season 2 discs: two-disc special editions HD DVD AND standard DVD releases Clockwork Orange, The Shining, 2001: Space Odyssey and an UN CUT VERSION of Eyes Wide Shut will be released later this year. Dats the news Ebert‘s been waiting ages for, for he’s been love jonezin for that lost ark of beatoff matz [source]

Jodie Sweetin a Meth addict? I guess someone had to buy Tical 2000 : Judgement Day [via Syntacular]

Reservations. Candlelight. Table Side Service. Valentine’s Day. White Castle?!?!!? Mankind has just jumped the shark… and I’ll see there! [via BRAWNY IFOCE FUTURE SUPER CHAMPION MAN]

You my friend, is no Alfred Hitchcock, and you my Malkovich aint no Kubrick, and Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.

Lindsay Lohan’s Lost Diary, is nothing but 347299553 pages about her being coo-coo for my huge-huge co-cock. Lettuce hope it does see the light of day, but not starring Michael J Fox or Joan Jett [via Navi the Elbirret]

Belated conflatulations to the mother of my children for her Outstanding Choreography nomination for work on a local ghetro production of Kiss of the Spider Woman [source]

MoMA’s gonna be a SCREAM come late Feb when there’s MUNCH to do about nothing

Gnarls Barkley

The commercial is still MIA, but Jhoon Rhee still fights for right. And for all the lizadies out there, this stud’s for you

[via SkunkI via the Dollar]
DAVE KRIEG RULES… in the fumbles department!! Ah, to be a Bears fan in ’96, when DK was kickin it and fumble apprentice Rashaan Salaam was his RB

AAAAAAAAaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh, HHHurrRRRRRRRRnhhhh. UUUHHHGGG-rrrr! UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR! UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR! HHHurrRRRRRRRRnhhhh. AAAAAAAAaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh!

I’m an XL and my addy is:

Thigh Master
c/o Amblin Entertainment
123 Anywhere St
Thighland, Thailand Killah Hills 10304

Somesbody please take a thing and get Sean Paul’s ‘We Be Burnin’ [d-lode] straight outta my head and into my car a jar

Cool is having you sitting on my face

Awesome is when your TV sister is giving me a mustache ride… in 3+ years time

Something not to poop on: Triumph The Insult Comic Moonlighting As TV Weatherman In Hawaii

Is the saying “Beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer, never fear” physiologically accurate?

Fender to Kitty, ‘Hello!’

Wolf Howl Animal Peserve’s Wolf T Shirt Long Sleeve [via Kruisemanko]

IFILM’s Viral Video’s Best of 2005’s

Thighs wide Shut

I guess I can scratch this one off for Hot Cross Buns Friday: 57 Hines Ward

Bad Candy AND Bad-Candy AND Bad Video Game Covers [via Tededore | Data Que?]

And I’ve got my mind set on [aud] replacing Coyle (the soon to be William Henry Harrison of her Her Royal Thighnesses)

But I’ve also got my mind on the Shroud of Torino Winter Olympiad, where I predict that

Michael Essany
&
Meathead’s
cousin
Jan Michaelis

is an 8pt favorite
to becoming the
2nd becoming of
Simon Ammann
Swiss Ski Jumper Hero of Swissland
(but not to be confused with Swaziland)
of the Salt Lake Games
who had the single grate-ist
celebration
of
balls
time

YA GOLD!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
!!!

[watch the vid
2mins 40secs in
for all that jazz]

PEE ES – this FRIDAY at 11:59 PM IS THE HAPSOLUTELYE FINAL DAY TO SEND IN SUBMISSIONS for the Cornme in History Photochop super contest!!! Monday all entries (all 7 of them) will be posted and you will vote for who is supreme over-underlord, to me, Supreme Adobe Photoshop Commanding Vice Lord General Madine! Here’s an eggsample that I masterfullofitly did for you to choke on my genus bitches!!

go gettum gumshoes!!

and THIS JUST IN
although a day late
[via Metz]

o’ Nancy, u are so O’Best, so O’Brills, so Oh-some!!
O’y vey is the old new O-tay?

Coachella or
Bonnaroo or
Palooza
or Vans Warped Tour?
Hmmmmmmmm…

 

Â	“Nobody bodder me either!”

This posting won’t apply to most people. It’s a shout out to my Washington, DC metro area childhood and a local commercial that changed my life. Let me take you back to the late 80s. Sweats were my shirts and my pants. Flight of the Navigator was my favorite movie. I really wanted to see the Fine Young Cannibals in concert. I was a latch-key kid. When I’d come home from school every day, I’d immediately eat a whole bag of UTZ potato chips. Then I would plop myself in front of the TV from 3 p.m. til dinner time. During my residency on the couch I would complete my homework. Commercials were always a good time to work on my Social Studies’ assignments or Math problems (remember when it was just called “Math” instead of something that ended in “bra” or “ometry”? Oh, those were the daze).

 

Â	“Nobody bodder me either!”

But every now and then there would be a local TV ad that would make me put my books down and pay attention to their fine selling points. There was the whole “Putt-Putt for the fun of it” song. Klassic with a K. And who could forget the Mr. Ray’s Hair Weave promo. But the Citizen Kane of them all was the Jhoon Rhee Tae Kwon Do commercial circa 1978, and played for what seemed like most of the 80s. (Editor’s Note: I wish I had a clip of the ad instead of describing it, cause you need to see it to bee leave it).

 

Â	“Nobody bodder me either!”

Basically the ad kicked glass from frame one to the last. There was a video montage of people practicing super fly ninja-like moves. And the background music was a killer part of it too. The music was supplied by ex-E-Street gee-tarist, Nils Lofgren, while some “Weird Al” Yankovicesque crooner crooned, “Nobody bother me” over and over. At the crescendo of the song, it went something like, “Call USA-1000, Jhoon Rhee, Fight For RIGHT!!!.” Then it cut to a little girl saying “Nobody bodder [bother] me”, and then cut to a little boy retorting, “Nobody bodder [bother] me either!”, followed by wink. A wink that would launch a thousand ships and zillions o’ laughs for the rest of my life.

 

Â	“Nobody bodder me either!”

A sensation was born (or at least in my head). Actually it was a regional one, but sensational none the less. Jhon Rhee’s school of self-defense went on to have much success and became the new hotness. And it was all because he put his daughter (Meme) and son (Chun) in his commercial and had them utter those two infamous quotes about being “bodder”ed. It had such kitschy kitsch that those two phrases and the wink became a part of the people’s lexicon. Two years ago, the finest newspaper in the world, The Washington Post, even did a where are they now kind of article about Jhoon Rhee. One of the topics tackled? The commercial.

 

Â	“Nobody bodder me either!”

I don’t know why I wanted to post this shizzle about a commercial only 5 of you have ever seen. Maybe it was cause there wasn’t that much info on it when I Googled it. Plus I found this picture (see anywhere in this article) and didn’t want it to go to waste. If anyone can find the actual commercial, PLEASE send it to me. We accept VHS, BetaMax, Laserdisc, DiVX and sausage. The sausage isn’t an acceptable video format, but we really do like sausage.

We not only found the video, but we were the ones who posted it on youtubes!!!