Josh Green Behind The Ears
06. Jun, 2014 
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The Fault In Our Stars
Topic of Cancer
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 125 min
Oh, how cute – two cancer kids making nice with each other, cause no one else wants to bother with them, besides their doctors, cautious parents, or friends… who also have/had cancer.  But there’s no fault in that in The Fault In Our Stars – the movie version made of the beloved novel by John Green, cause if you like two kids making nice, who are nice, regardless of their health – then you will like this movie
OK, so maybe one of them kids – Mr Perfect Ansel Elgort – is a little too perfect.  He’s TOOO charming.  He’s too sure of himself.  He’s TOOO positive.  And maybe even a bit too dreamy.  And what about the object of his affection Shailene Woodley?  Oh, man, is she such a lil good actress.  AND SHE EVEN MAKES HER OWN TOOTHPASTE – IN REAL LIFE!!! But in Fault, she’s not making toothpaste – she making smiles, and tears and making heart strings tug – for herself and fo you
But even for a movie about kids with hardships – everything seems to come to them WAY too easy. Â Oh, you want to go to Amsterdam to meet your favorite author ever, who’s now an angry drunk recluse (Willem Dafoe, with cool glasses)? Â NO PROBLEM! Â ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE! Â How about falling in love in the least passionate place ever – Anne Frank’s House! Â Sure, why not! Â Love don’t holo-cost a thang!!! Â Oh, you have trouble walking up steps cause your lungs have cancer? Â No worries, we’ll put your bedroom in an attic so you have to climb stairs all the time!
But, but, but, but I don’t care. Â I like cancerous him and I like cancerous her, and I like them together. Â You will too Â
And you will like their friend Nat Wolff – who was also in Palo Alto – which is fitting cause in that movie he was BFF with Val Kilmer’s son Jack, who looks like Ansel Elgort (sorta)
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Fault doubles up in theaters TODAY!
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
