Thighs Wide Shut

All Things Must Ass

08. Sep, 2009 0 Comments

Les Beatles aint the only hot stuffs to hail from Liverpool

penny lane won't be the only thing in her ears!
ahhh Katie Downes, the tingly things you do to our things

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Katie Downes

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Spaniel Cockers & Spock Blocking Beats

27. Jul, 2009 0 Comments

word booty to Rooney wording booty to Cronkite

wish we could hear what Cronkite woulda had to say about Andrew, but that aint happening, and alsos we don’t want to think of a world w/o Rooney, word booty word Rooney! or a world w/o Charles Osgood and his epic poems and rhymes that put all rappers to shame, Chris Osgood and Ron Osgood

and to hell with swine flu pandemics

cause we have a NSFW fapdemic on our hands!!

and eat it 4 8 15 16 23 42!!!

cause 28 17 81 33!!!
#skinsjerseytoendallskinsjerseys

~~Jacob & sons?~~
he shoulda named him spaniel
Jarvis & son!!!!!!!!!!

`cos everybody hates a tourist

he's his own spock blocker

+ that’s what he said

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fap, Katie Downes, Redskins

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Union Jackmeoff

02. Sep, 2008 0 Comments

the 2009 Hollyoaks Babes Calendar

or

Katie Downes walking down the street in lingerie

take you ~~pick~~ click

further heavy breathing [SortaSFW]:

mo(an) Gemma Merna
Holly Smokes! (2008 Babes/Hunks Calendar)
2007 Babes Calendar
Rigby Goes Up

further heavy breathing [NSFW]:

Katie Downes Topless And In Heels
Kiss Me Kate
Katie Downes Nude Pictures In Maxim Magazine
Katie Downes Calendar!
Downes & Friends on Boat
Vidcaps from Deuce Bigalo 2: European Gigolo

pee es – why are the Republicans so scary and crazy and crazy boring? is it cause they hate abortions but love killing people with guns? and joe liberman, you’re officially the lamest Jew since Scooter Libby

vote or diet

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Gemma Merna, Hollyoaks, Katie Downes

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The Maine Event

12. Aug, 2008 0 Comments

we was up in nowheresville, ME this past tweakend, celebratin the union of our baseball seeking [wav] man Mavkrus and his blushing bride. there was nuttin really to do up there besides drink and screw, so we killed 2 birds with one stone and drank screwdrivers! (not really, but it’s more poetic if we said we did)

welcome to gawd’s country
where are all the tall buildings?

where the mountains are larger and more beautiful
than Katie Downes‘ [NSFW]

and every third bidness is named Moosehead something
its also what they call blowjobs up there
yet we didn’t see one moose whilst wees was there
although we talked frequently about Daryl Johnston

this ghetto Lobster Roll Express
express way to our hearts slash farts
was more humorous than The Pineapple Express

lobster meat and mayo are a deadly combo
we had so much bun!
and so are our lobster farts and anyone’s nose

you like Red Sox ice cream Doc?
what, no green monster apple flavor?
we bet it has a winning taste
unlike, say, Washington Nationals ice cream
which probably tastes like last place