Reality Czech
13. Jan, 2016 
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we were stuffed and no longer Hungray, then decided to Czech out…
Prague
the city is actually called Praha, but is somehow called Prague. Â never quite understood why we change the names of places that already have a name, but I didn’t invent English, and am happy that most people in big cities around the globe speak English, so I no complainsz. Â also makes ordering McDonalds much easier
yep, McDonalds. Â me and the wife broke down and had to try their fried cheese balls. Â and Burger King’s too!!! Â AND THEY WERE ha-mazing. Â not sure why these aren’t sold in America(/Philadelphia), considering we love cheese AND fried things!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAFnz-OG33A/
in the same mall eatery there was a place that grabbed our attention
but the finger food didn’t grab out appetite
so American that Bay Watch plate!!! Â (it’s about $4)
sadly Czech people don’t speak and spell like Hungarians, so no szósz here :(
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAF8GHfm34o/
but they do have their own fun-named foods
and strange candy that isn’t really all that strange
and unbelievably beautiful and tasty breads
https://www.instagram.com/p/BANrx__G32f/
and some sort of cheese bread thing!!!
and meats meats meats!!! like this meat platter at the lovely Café Savoy!
and four of the best things I ate on my trip (AND IN LIFE!!!!) were from Prague…
cabbage pancakes from Mlejnice!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAIm4QjG36o/
steak tartare on toast!!!
+ wide noodles in mushroom sauce, both from Vinohradský parlament!!! 
and this hamburger from Naše maso.  OMG!!! who knew non-Americans could take us to burger heaven???!!!
there was also PLENTY of beer done dranken!!!!
but we did pass on the plastic 2 liter bottle of beer
and we didn’t try this, cause we’d be f$%king ourselves by doing so
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAKYDuam36W/
ok, ok, enuff with the food and drink stuffs already, and on with the seeing stuffs!
like the crazy gothic castle on the hill!!
where the reverse view is equally as majestic
anywho – on top of the castle hill – there’s crazy beautiful church!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BALMLLjm3xl/
and the lanes are golden!
and so are the palaces!
hey look, I’m an annoying tourist!
back on the other side, in the old town, there’s plenty else to see
like a bunch of old synagogues, which are now mainly museums
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAHtrHUG3zU/
since tons of Jews left Europe, if they were lucky
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAH8ymEm3xs/
and their main town square is the stuff dreams are made of
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAImLaqm35N/
and architecture that runs the gamut of now and zen
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAMwtmhm3ws/
another purty café!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAMmVqSG3-3/
even the subway was stylin’!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BANRIZ6m3_F/
and so be their shoe stores!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BALExZfm30n/
and this arcade mall place!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BANEi8-G32I/
and even their movie posters are cool cause they’re not in English!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAJk0cJm34f/
where inspiration can be found for one and all, right Wes?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOmIkQm3yk/
and we made new friends…
like graphic designer Pavel!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAKj_o-m3yl/
who designed this amazing poster that hangs in my abode!!!!!!!!
and a cartoony creature that now rivals Chip n’ Dale for our hearts…
Krtek / KrteÄek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, we done here, Czech please!
