It’s A MÃ¤d MÃ¤d MÃ¤d MÃ¤dchen World

23. Jun, 2017 0 Comments

**MÃ¤dchen Amick byÂ Justin Stephens for CBS Watch Magazine**

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dude, Shelly Johnson is Betty’s mom – Alice Cooper – AND SHE ROCKS!!!

dude, Dylan McKay is Archie’s dad and he’s like a blue collar Dylan McKay!

and his absentee wife (spoiler alert) is MOLLY FCUKING RINGWALD!!!

and they made Jughead a cool loner rebel dude, and cast someone who looks exactly like an adult version of him -Â Skeet Ulrich!!!!! (btw, check out the Jug actor Cole Sprouse’s secondary instagram accnt)

oh, did we forget to mention how the show is so super sassy??

and oh so salaciouslyÂ succulent???

AND oh so saucy sexy??????

oh, and the new look Josie & The Pussycats are purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect (shout out to their ‘Sugar Sugar’ redo!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXxrH0Mnopk

oh, and there’s plenty of good teen drama, and like mystery and mayhem, and stuff, and like a zillion redheads (i love redheads)!!!

and the show ‘somehow’ changed my lifelong allegiances from Betty to Veronica????????????

cause…

Camila Mendes 4 life!!!

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is it season 2 yet??

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Alice Cooper, Betty Cooper, Camila Mendes, Cole Sprouse, Dylan McKay, Lili Reinhart, Luke Perry, MÃ¤dchen Amick, Molly Ringwald, Riverdale, Shelly Johnson, Skeet Ulrich, Veronica Lodge

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Twin Peaks is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~WHY???~~ FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!

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here’s what the new series needs…

bring Coop back to the good side

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Killer Bob (the actor) is dead. find someone SCARIER than him to be the new spiritual menace

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somehow keep the look and feel EXACTLY the same. SOMEHOW!!!

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it’s Showtime, so there will be nudity, but don’t over do it. only use the boobies when it suits the story

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10,000% more Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson

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bring back Lara Flynn Boyle and explain how she once was Moira Kelly but no longer is Moira Kelly

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include everyone and anyone who was in Twin Peaks, but limit the sh!tty characters’ involvement

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more of Ben Horne obsessing over things/anything

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minutes will be precious – so limit the onscreen singing

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give the deceased actors some sort of honorable salute/send off (so long/goodbye – Killer Bob, Pete Martell, Major Briggs, Mayor Milford, Andrew Packard, Ernie Niles, the waiter, Norma’s mom, Mrs Tremond, Judge Clinton Sternwood, Rev Brocklehurst, Coach Wingate, Tom Brockman, Biker Scotty, Theodora Ridgely, the real Mrs Tremond, Jimmy Scott, Dell Mibbler, Janice Hogan)

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this has nothing to do with the show – but recreate this cover

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resurrect the whorehouse / casino locale, but this time make it twice as whorey and casinoy – TWO Eyed Jacks!!

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give Dr Jacoby a daughter, and her daughter a wacky husband, who also happens to be Dr J’s psychiatrist partner

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add the following actors to the cast – CiarÃ¡n Hinds, Mads Mikkelsen, Paul Dano, Saoirse Ronan, Laura Harring, Olivia de Havilland, Chadwick Boseman, â€ŽBae Doona, Edie McClurg, Peter Mullan, Yaphet Kotto, M Emmet Walsh, Daniel BrÃ¼hl, Hal Holbrook, Tippi Hedren, Alden Ehrenreich, Val Kilmer’s son, Adam West, and/or Keith David/David Keith

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let Andy be Andy

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somehow incorporate a Curly W, since Mark Frost’s nephew / Doctor Hayward’s real life grandson is Nationals prospect Lucas Giolito

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Tremayne’s – a department store owned by Dick Tremayne

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juss don’t fcuk it up