Colorado, you too good to me & we (wife and me)!!

We came for the food, and wine

and to watch people be alcoholics 

and see new chefs and people with bobs

and pause for the claws

and eat out of tin pans like orphans

and try to avoid having a heart-attack 

and get fatter by juss looking at food

and question other food, as in, ‘is this food?‘

     

and eat the local candies

and check out one of America’s more faaancy looking Maccy D’s

and visit THE original Chipotle!!

but it wasn’t juss about eating!

it was also about recycling!!

and the stars!  and bothering them!!!

John Salley is so tall & friendly & tall!!

and the Jacques Pépin was m-mightier then the sw-sword!!

and da Iron Chef, getting frisky with my Iron Curtained honey

and Ryan Zimmerman and Jordan Zimmermann’s brother Andrew Zimmern

and Canadian Jew Gail Simmons!

and yer looking at the new hosts of NBC’s The Today Show – Sara Palan, Justin Chapple, Tamron Hall and Me

and Pink!  who had pink hair!

and this guy who isn’t famous, but famous to we cause he gave us 23891239123939 pairs of shades

 

and my new BFF – Drew Barrymore

but but but but

Colorado aint really about all the above

it’s about the mountains

THOSE FCUKING AMAZING MOUNTAINS!!! (and rocks!)

  

 

 

 

and a zillion other amazinnnnnnnnnnng views

like the one at Coors Field (AWESOME STADIUM!!)

and the Jurassic Best Western

AND RED ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

where I’ve always wanted to go ever since I grew up red-rocking out to this

and I did!

place is UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so jealous people get to see concerts here (and exercise)

and then there was the Mile Hi Church

 

look familiar?

 

yep

my only regret?  (besides not living in Colorado?)

not being at Coors Field for yarmulke night

NEXT TIME!!!!

dude…

Peace The Forks Out

to

Mr Surefire

Robin Williams only wanted to make us lauff, but at times his shtick got old, and yet he kept going, and going and going, and then we’d be reminded again and again of juss how much of a manic comic genius he was. For every Patch Adams or Jack or Toys we never saw, there were a zillion performances we did, and relished, and will never soon forget. Robin gave so much of himself, but I guess never got much in return. Behind his smile hid a frown, and for all the smiles he gave us all, it’s our turn to show a frown. Thank you Robin

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peace out to Smoochy as the Thighsmans namesake dishonor for ‘Worstest movie of the year’ award :(

never 5get – those McSleep hotels that never were!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

In 1988, Quality Inns (now Choice Hotels) was planning to open a new chain of economy hotels under the name ‘McSleep’.  After McDonald’s demanded that Quality Inns not use the name because it infringed, the hotel company filed a suit in federal court seeking a declaratory judgment that ‘McSleep’ did not infringe. McDonald’s counterclaimed, alleging trademark infringement and unfair competition. Eventually, McDonald’s prevailed. The court’s opinion noted that the prefix ‘Mc’ added to a generic word has acquired secondary meaning, so that in the eyes of the public it means McDonalds, and therefore the name ‘McSleep’ would infringe on McDonald’s trademarks [wiki]

not to be confused with McSleeping