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Better Off Un-Red

19. Nov, 2012 0 Comments

Red Dawn (2012)
WooliteÂ®verines
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 114 min

SorryÂ Dan Bradley, but you are noÂ John Milius. Â SorryÂ Chris Hemsworth, but you are noÂ Patrick Swayze. Â SorryÂ Josh Peck, but you are noÂ Charlie Sheen. SorryÂ Adrianne Palicki, but you are noÂ Jennifer Grey. Â SorryÂ Isabel Lucas, but you are noÂ Lea Thompson. Â SorryÂ Josh Hutcherson, but you are noÂ C Thomas Howell. Â Sorry Connor Cruise, but you are no Darren Dalton (but you are the son of Tom Cruise!) (wait, who’s Darren Dalton?). Â SorryÂ Jeffrey Dean Morgan, but you are noÂ Powers Boothe (BUT WE STILL LOVE YOU!). Â SorryÂ Brett Cullen, but you are noÂ Harry Dean Stanton. Â Sorry ~~Chinese~~ North Koreans, but you are no Russians. Sorry Red Dawn 2012, but you are no Red Dawn 1984. Â It’s true. Â More like it’s false!!!!

Red DawnÂ 2012,Â If you were named something else, like Yellow DawnÂ orÂ Thor & Peta & That Girl From FNL Kick North Korean A$$, well, then maybe you wouldn’t be such a bad movie, cause you really AREN’T a bad movie, but since you’re calling yourself Red Dawn and are ‘trying’ to be a ‘fresh’ new take on the original Red Dawn, comparisons must be made, and plain and simple, there is no comparison. Â Your movie may have more explosions, but your movie has zero of the heart & soul (and even scariness) of the original (which still holds up, btw!!!!!). Â So what’s the point?

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

Food, Folks & Gone: in the original RD, there were some scenes that took place in and around a McDonalds, as seen in the trailerÂ & photos below, but they were cut from the final film, probably maybe because of theÂ San Ysidro McDonald’s massacre that happened in the same year. Â strange. Â would have love to have seen them commies order a McVodka Flurry and haveÂ Patrick Swayze shove it inÂ theirÂ faces!!!