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Mouth of The South North

21. Jun, 2018 0 Comments

main gate of the Central Zoo in Pyongyang

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당신은 언제든지 체크인 할 수 있습니다 하지만 당신은 떠날 수 없어!

13. Feb, 2013 3 Comments

THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN NORTH KOREA IS THE YET TO BE COMPLETED RYUGYONG HOTEL IN PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA

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Ryugyong_Hotel

CONSTRUCTION ON THIS THING TO END ALL THINGS STARTED IN 1987 AND STOPPED IN 1992 CAUSE THE SOVIET UNION GAVE UP ON BEING HORRIBLE SO THEY COULD HAVE AMERICAN JEANS AND MCDONALDS, AND WHEN THEY DIDS THERE WAS NO COMMIE MONEY FOR NORTH KOREA TO MAKE THE MOST SCARY EVIL BLADE RUNNER 1984 LOGAN’S RUN OMEGA MAN SOYLENT GREEN TOTAL RECALL STARSHIP TROOPERS BAD FUTURE HOTEL EVER!!!   

this is what the hotel looked like in 2004, four years before they restarted construction

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completion is set for July or August of this year (yeah right)

WHO THE FCUK WOULD EVER WANT TO STAY THERE ANYWAYZZZ?????  YOU KNOW THAT SHAZ IS MADE OUT OF BALSA WOOD AND BUBBLE GUM!!!

RUMOR HAS IT THAT THIS COLOSSUS CRAP SH!T MOTEL 5 IS MADE OUT OF CHERNOBYL RUBBLE AND LIKE THE BLOOD OF NORTH KOREAN CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!  

THE BATHSOAP IS MADE OF RATS POISON AND RAT POOP AND THE ROOM SERVICE ONLY SERVES HAIR OF DEAD PEOPLE TOPPED WITH HUNTS’ KETCHUP!!!

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당신은 언제든지 체크인 할 수 있습니다
하지만 당신은 ë– ë‚  수 없어!  means ‘you can check-in any time you like, but you can never leave!‘

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House of -il Repute

19. Dec, 2011 0 Comments

Peace The Forks Out

to

Kim Jong-il

‘Communication ‘

1941/2 – 2011

+

he Haveled his cake and ate it too

American co-Captain 

just the one of him

Kojak-ass

& a non-gay/Georgian B-52er

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