SHE’S BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

AND I’M TOTALLY ON HER SIDE

GO PAMMY PAM!!!!!!!!!

BUT I SO PISSED EDDIE TIMANUS WAS ONE AND DONE IN THE BATTLE OF THE 90s!!!! :(

remember my College Jeopardy! crush Pam Mueller, aka ‘I’ll Take The Mother of My Children For $200 Alex‘

of course you don’t, but we nevers 5gets.  well, the brainy beauty has let her hair grow long, and she’s still a cutie patootie

and is a grad student at Princeton!

and may return to Jeopardy! in their battle of the decades thing!!!

m’yes please

Good News Mares!
– KIM BAUER/CUTHBEST TO RETURN TO 24!!

Bad News Bears!
– The end of the 2nd AVE FRIGGIN DELI????
Good News Mares!
– The beginning of the 2nd Ave Deli on 8th Ave???

Bad News Bears!
– Silky smoothe Lou Rawls outted his fork peace
Good News Mares!
– We will continue to use his name on this dot org as something that rhymes with ‘y’alls‘

Bad News Bears!
– Andy Rooney portrayer found dead
Good News Mares!
– The REAL Andy Rooney will NEVER DIE!!! …and isn’t afraid to post angry letters that take shots at his scraggly eyebrows

Good News Mares!
– Jon Stewart and NOT Shitty Crystal is hosting the Oscars!!!
Bad News Bears!
– Mediocre movies will win gold, like Walk The Line

Good News Mares!
– Hustle & Flow 2???
Bad News Bears!
– Starring Mischa Barton?????

Good News Mares!
– da Da Vinci Code is FRYNALLY paperback bound
Bad News Bears!
– the ending STILL BLOWS, almost as much as Tom Hanks’ hairpiece!!

Good News Mares!
– The SS Sex Boat will be burned as the Vikings go ashore next season

Good News Mares!
– HRT the V will never pull a Kate Moss
Bad News Bears!
– Or HAVE BOOBS!!

Good News Mares!
– Sam Mendes admits he’s a hack!
Bad News Bears!
– I still can’t get back the 5 hours I spent watching Boohead and Road To Snoozeriation

Good News Mares!
– Noel Gallagher Takes Back Blur ‘AIDS’ Comment
Bad News Bears!
– AT&T may get chlamydia for using Oasis’ ‘All Around The World’ in their new ad campaign

Good News Mares!
– HAL-9000 & R2-D2 will be inducted into the Robot Hall of Fame
Bad News Bears!
– R.O.B. and D.A.R.Y.L. will have to wait another year

Good News Mares!
– Besides ‘Other’, Pam Mueller is everyone’s mos flavorite Jeopardy! Ultimate Tournament of Champions participant
Bad News Bears!
– She has yet to become mother of my children, and since we are the #2 search result for her name that probably guarantees she’s been to this site and aint too interested in becoming the mother of my children

Good News Mares!
– More Ali G NBA promos!
Bad News Bears!
– The NBA still eggsists!!!

Good News Mares!
– The Giants fans now know what it feels like to get James Thrashed/witness back alley abortions at G-Men Stadium
Bad News Bears!
– We’ll have to wait til Augusto for some mo of that highly special/thighly entertaining Jeremy Shockey STOOPIDITY

Good News Mares!
– Dan Snyder and his endless deep Jew pockets
Bad News Bears!
Bad News FOR THE Bears! (and everyone else’s eyes)
– A rematch of week one’s borefest

How could you, you fargin iceholes?

• Could you roll with HFRT the I and HRT the III? I got every single one right. Didn’t hurt that she was playing footsies with my crotchenstein whilst whispering the answers into my ear.

• Cuthy’s already hit rock bottom. You can now rent her out for $47 and if you don’t like her, you can always send her back at no charge!

• Set times have been posted for Siren and Austin City Limits. Big ups to the Texans for being so organized!

• Gawd, I don’t ask for much, but peas cast Vin Cassel as the Joker, so we can inch closer to getting his wife, Monica Bellucci, and her BIG bazoombies, into Harley Quinn’s tight spandex. [via Niac Man]

• ‘The Thing looks like Don Rickles crossed with Mt. Rushmore‘

• Time Mag has no taste [via Leafy]

• Lohan/Dukakis in 2008

• DC in 2016

• Deltron in 3030

• Jimmy Smits 4EVA!!!

• Superman’s father was gay

• Friendly advice from unfriendly people

• What be the difference tween MaleFirst.co.uk and FemaleFirst.co.uk? Nothing, cept a more pleasing yellow and black color scheme.

• Brian Peppers & GWB have just replaced Guns n’ Rosenthal n’ Thighmaster in Wedding Crashers. [via the Mask]

• Who was a member of the Max Rebo band, friend to Falkor & Atreyu, and now all the Oompa Loompas rolled into one…s and zeros? Deep Roy [via ONTD!!]

• Japanese McDonalds commercials, sadly tentacle-free

• A ride that needs no pimpin, but mos def an introduction

• Come on baby, light my fire!

• Teletext Babez [via Miami Vikes]

• Squirrel Circus [via DataWhhhhhhhhat?]

• Are you a big fan of Cheryl, Sarah, and Jimmy, aka the Jeopardy! Clue Crew? Thought you were. Do you have many sleepless nights trying to figure out what happened to former 4th crew member Sofia? Thought you did. Well, Sofia Lidskog, who has a face of an angel, a body of a playmate, and a name of a Polish dog, left the 2 live crew to become an anchor on Channel One, which broadcasts 12-minute of news delivered daily to nearly 8 million students and 400,000 educators in nearly 12,000 middle and high schools across the country (Aside: If they had this feed beaming into my high school, with her mug plastered all up on our NTSC monitors everyday, I woulda had to keep excusing myself to the bathroom for the every popular early morn hand relief). But according to this guy, she’s already flown the coop juss after one year. So what’s next for Ms Ex-Hostess Hotness Cupcake? I dunno, maybe a lezzie-porno involving future mother of my children, Pammy Pam Mueller? Well breast assure folks, cause wherever she goes, we’ll be there with arms and thighs wide open (gawd bless Google alerts). Bi they gay, we’re the #1 search for ‘pam mueller’, Sofia’s dream clue “would be running through Tiananmen Square in traditional Chinese costume, pulling a rickshaw“, Jimmy is one of the undead, and this is what the Jeopardy! telewriter looks like! And as an added bonus, here’s almost every pic of her that eggsists on the net…

• Although not as magnificent as Twin Peaks was after season one (& sadly often compared to), Desperate H-wives wrapped up round 1 in about as high fashion and class as it started with. And to tell the truth, the hotnessies left for us to mull over during our summer vacay’s are far more interesting than the ones the OC dropped on us last week. Don’t spank me wrong, I’d can’t wait to see Mischa bend over for the soap in jail and becoming the Andy Dufresne for a whole new generation, but that juss doesn’t compare to Zack/Dana/Pothead’s looneybinness, RFK’s second meeting with death, and the unsolved reasoning behind Carlos being all ‘crotch-mouthed’ (genius term dreamt up by Michelle on Tvgasm). Soon I may replace ‘is it football season yet?’ with ‘is it Marcia Cross season yet? [last semi-NSFW]

• Spice Girls To Reform?!?!?!?!!!! I mean, this isn’t as big as Gang of Four (whomever the fork they are) getting back together, but this begs the question, when will Our Gang reunite?

• Kate Boosworth could have been Katie Holmes?!?!?

• Stream the new Stripes & watch their new video

• Yabba dabba later

• Antonio Banderas to play Dali. Interesting choice, but maybe he would’ve been a better choice to play van Dyke.

• Gavrilo Princip woulda had such an easier time assassinating Franz Ferdinand had he know about dem peanuts. But it’ll take a lot more than an allergic reaction to Arachis hypogaea to keep the Archdukes from Live Aid, now called Live 8.

• Is this guy the second choicen one?

• Motley Crue vs Duran²

• Time Magazine, you know, the authority on all things film, have unleashed their list of the All-Time Top 100 Movies. They sloboviously cant be trusted if A Clockwork Orange, Cloak & Dagger AND Escape From The Planets of the Apes were all omitted.

A now for a bunch of blog related blog stuff…

• I don’t really know what all this fazzle with Blogebrity is, but apparently I’m only good enuff to be a B-List Blogebrity. Are you forking kidding me? I mean, this alone is worthy of A-Listedness! At least they don’t know my real identity. And until the day I get elevated to A-List status, Blogebrity will be a B-List Cewebrity.

• Nike iD enlists the help of the blogerati to design shoes/whore out their products. So who’s kicks have the most kick? And how am I too choose between Stereo’s, Pradashoppe’s, Aeki’s, Melody’s, Coolfie’s, & Leafblower’s? And out of all dem beautiful peeps, which one eats the most boxes of Kix? And when will Adidas let me design their shoes? Is it cause I want to make the first sneaker made from corn?

• Only the combo of me, Trey Atwood, and my man boobs could make Pink go red!

• GoldenFiddle.com, don’t call it a come back. Cause it’s a be back.

• TWS, yer 5th 4th result when searching for all things ‘Pam Mueller’

• And BritPoppa apparently discovers the Who’s Quadrophenia font.

Back to yer regularly scheduled crap on a stick…

• Tom Cruise to direct Steve Spielberg in a movie about a Russian immigrant?

• Every time I read about her, I juss can’t get the image of Penelope Ann Miller out of my head.

• Mr Cliff Engle lives, but not of 80s NFL sweater fame. The search continues for the real man behind the cloth of the gawds.

• Rooney babble ons about ashtrays, matches, and cigarette holders. And apparently, if you smoke, yer more likely to be an idiot.

• Why are soap operas called “soap operas”?

• Twin Bobbleheads

• Speakers on &: Nooooooooooooooooooo! Which comes a close 2nd to YTMND in my heart. [via Leader of the Pak Man]

• Be the only earthling to own 6 Freezer Freakies Beanies

• I take it all back, there is one sport in the summertime that I actually like to watch: Women moaning in tight clothing whilst smacking balls. Hispecially womenez who are in a hurry, that be curvy, and that make the BlogFather’s pants all filled with slurry.