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Annual Thighs Wide Fooball Pee View #13 – Barf Mitzvah Edition

23. Aug, 2018 0 Comments

This year I made life easier in picking all the games for the upcoming 2018 season usingÂ THIS amazing tool, where you pick ALL the games online, and it does all the standings for you, and THEN you pick the playoff bracket.Â And what did I come up with?

The Eagles will continue to be good, but they aint gonna win it all again.Â I mean, can that city handle another championship?Â Â

In my calculations, my Skins should continue to be middling (7-9), but my head thinks Alex Smith will us all forget about Kirt Kousins, and surprise me AND you! SHRED those D’s Alex!!

If Andrew Luck can keep his ligaments together, big things will happen for Colts, and if not, they may join the Bolts as one of the AFC’s worst

NFC’s worst?Â The Cardinals.Â Who’s their QB?Â Matt Leinart?

Ryan Tannehill has many hills to climb, but at 7-9, he’ll bring the Fins to their 4th playoff appearance in the past two decades.Â Yikes, what a crappy century it has been for Miami!!

And when all is said and done – the Steelers will wear the AFC regular season crown, and the 49ers doing the same for the NFC, and yet neither one of them will even make it to the Super Bowl.Â I mean, it could happen, but in the NFL, where new hot teams emerge every year and make the postseason, the song usually remains the same when it gets time to actually play in the playoffsÂ

The Pack will be back in form (Helmet Jesus throwing to Jimmy Graham will give them the tight end edge they’ve long been missing), but they won’t quite be able to stop the Patriots, who are looking for that final trophy so Bill and Tom can bid the league adieu and start working for Trump/Putin’s re-election camp-pain