Well Hung
the rope said to have been used to execute former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein is in the Baghdad home of Mowaffak al-Rubaie, who witnessed the hanging
the rope said to have been used to execute former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein is in the Baghdad home of Mowaffak al-Rubaie, who witnessed the hanging
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Breaking The Fifth Wall
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R | 119 min
Alejandro González Iñárritu‘s Birdman is be like…
–
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a superhero kinda like Condorman
&
his daughter is Emma Stone
who’s like a strung out/sarcastic Daisy Duck
&
Keaton’s trying to put on a Broadway show
in hopes of reviving his career
but it kinda goes like The Producers
with Zach Galifianakis as the hybrid lovechild
of Zero Mostel & Gene Wilder
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one of his costars is a jerky Ed Norton
who’s out to spoil all the fun
and steal the spotlight
(and Andrea Riseborough is kinda doing the same thing)
which makes it feel a little About Eve
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the fragile Naomi Watts is about to break
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all of it seems like one giant artistical battle
like totally like Black Swan yo!
but not nearly as freaky or freakin awesome
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but its got shades of the creative long-take editing of
Hitch’s BRILLIANT Rope
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the even more creative and longer takes of
Alfonso Cuaron’s BRILLIANT Children of Men
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luckily Amy Ryan is our center of gravity
and source of comfort
so what does it all add up to? an interesting movie with great technique, with a story that kinda grows old after an hour
glad to see Keaton back in action, but Oscars??? psssshah – this aint no Bettlejuice, or even Johnny Dangerously, so if he wins this year, it’s a make-up call for not winning for them roles
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Birdman is fly enuff in limited release
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
to
‘I do your murder, you do mine. Criss cross!‘
if you’ve never seen Hitchcock’s Strangers On A Train or Rope then yer a dope and a stranger to we
wait, whaaaaaaat?? Farley had an affair with our distant cousin Shelley Winters??!?!