I Hate It When A Plan
Doesn’t Come Together
06. Jul, 2010 
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The A-Team
The Zzzzzzzzzzzzz Team
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As a youngin, we loved ourselves us some Stephen J. Cannell & Frank Lupo TV version of The A-Team. Haven’t watched it since then, so either the show hasn’t aged well and this unwanted big screen version (were people really clamoring for one, 17 years after the fact?) apes and confirms that, or the movie itself is juss another sorry eggscuse for making cash from a dormant brand name, without honoring the brand (The Brady Bunch Movie is the gold standard on how to do it properly)? Maybe both?
Maybe it was doomed to fail regardless since it didn’t star Mr. T. And why didn’t they let Mister Mr do his thing, especially over the charmless Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson? T wouldn’t have needed to do any crazy stunts in his old age, besides drive the van and maybe hit people with it. And while the rest of the casting choices were inspired (Liam Neeson sure relishes them stogies, Bradley Cooper is a perfect doucheboat and Sharlto Copley is more zany than his name suggests), nothing else here is. Things go boom, but fizzle, Jessica Biel has boobs but always is a boo, and anyone is a pitiful fool if they spend one penny or more than one minute watching this horse pi$$
The ‘J’ Stands for J’awesome: Ubu, sit on this!! The Stephen J. Cannell Productions logos!!!!
Verdictgo: Slit Yer Eyes Out Repoopulous,
A-Team steams like a pile of hot dog poo at a theater near jews (not for long)
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
