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Aural Sax

09. May, 2019 0 Comments

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never 5get

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I Still Believe

31. Jul, 2009 0 Comments

it was twenty-two years ago today, Cpt. Sweaty Shirtless Sax Guy taught the band to play… in front of trashcans filled with fire. they’ve never gone out of style, and they’re guaranteed to raise a smile, and a few hard-ons as well. so may we reintroduce to you the act you’ve known for all these years, Cpt. Sweaty Shirtless Sax Guy’s Boner Inducing Clan

bi the gay, The Lost Boys opened in theaters on the very same day as the vastly underloved Dalton as Bond Living Daylights. take a look at who won the weekend, and herspecially all the other amazingness goings on at multiplexes across America that week!!

1 – The Living Daylights
2 – The Lost Boys
3 – La Bamba
4 – Robocop
5 – Summer School
6 – Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Re-issue)
7 – Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
8 – Full Metal Jacket
9 – Dragnet
10 – Adventures in Babysitting
11 – Beverly Hills Cop II
12 – Jaws IV: The Revenge
13 – Roxanne
14 – The Untouchables
15 – Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
16 – The Witches of Eastwick
17 – Maid to Order
18 – Spaceballs

boo-nus: YTMND still believes too!

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Se7en Ways To Up The Ante

23. May, 2006 0 Comments

…for next season’s 24

endless Chinese water torture
at the hands of the always Lethal
Al Leong

who has
‘must appear shirtless’
written in to all of his contracts
Chloe’s outta nowhere
gay ex-husband
becomes the next President

or the new Mrs Miles Papazian

while former President
Richard M Nixon Logan
breaks outta Arkham Asylum

and terrorizes the city
under his new moniker
llon Tandro

while Cuthies
at Soul Man’s insistence
becomes a terrorist porn star

and sez
‘Don’t you want to f#ck me, you capitalist pig?’
ad infinitum

while Cuthies mountainous stalker
Johnny Drama

gets leg implants
and becomes the new 4head of CTU

while Edgar’s Italian mafia
pals avenge his death

while he’s porkin Vito in heaven

while Kiefer
enlists the
Lost Boys sax playa
to help save the world
from Christopher Henderson

who has been resurrected as Robocop
and out to make the world eat maggots

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