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04. Nov, 2012 
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Taken 2
Raging Istanbul Shiz
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PG-13 | 92 min
Things are so tuff for Liam Neeson!!! He and his family keep taking nice little European trips and keep getting kidnapped by Serbians!!!!!  But that won’t stop them from having a good time, or throwing gernades, or drawing circles on maps, or killing Serbians, or teaching his daughter how to drive!!!!  YESSS!!!
OK, Taken 2 is no masterpiece, but it aint no master piece of sh!t neither, but it’s not good, but it wasn’t eggzactly as awful as that movie where he boringly fought wolves OR the movie where he boringly had amnesia, so this is pretty much the best Liam Neeson movie since Chloe, which really isn’t saying much, but Luc Besson written movies haven’t been saying much ever since he gave up being creative after The Fifth Element.  LUC BESSON, STOP WRITING THE SAME MOVIE OVER AND OVER WHERE PEOPLE DRIVE CARS AND SHOOT GUNS (which isn’t eggzactly the worsttt, it’s juss the same thing, again and again)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AND IF YOU CAN’T STOP, JUSS MAKE A FCUKING PROFESSIONAL SEQUEL ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, and DB Sweeney is in this movie for 8 seconds!!!!!
Verdictgo: it’s not awful, and we kinda actually enjoyed its stupidity, so low end Jeepers Worth A Peepers garbage
Taken 2Â is so close to leaving theaters that you can juss wait for video or don’t even bother
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
