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Sweet Lou
#TwinPeaks2016wishes
06. Oct, 2014 1 Comment
Twin Peaks is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY??? FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!
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here’s what the new series needs…
bring Coop back to the good side
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Killer Bob (the actor) is dead. find someone SCARIER than him to be the new spiritual menace
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somehow keep the look and feel EXACTLY the same. SOMEHOW!!!
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it’s Showtime, so there will be nudity, but don’t over do it. only use the boobies when it suits the story
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10,000% more Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson
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bring back Lara Flynn Boyle and explain how she once was Moira Kelly but no longer is Moira Kelly
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include everyone and anyone who was in Twin Peaks, but limit the sh!tty characters’ involvement
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more of Ben Horne obsessing over things/anything
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minutes will be precious – so limit the onscreen singing
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give the deceased actors some sort of honorable salute/send off (so long/goodbye – Killer Bob, Pete Martell, Major Briggs, Mayor Milford, Andrew Packard, Ernie Niles, the waiter, Norma’s mom, Mrs Tremond, Judge Clinton Sternwood, Rev Brocklehurst, Coach Wingate, Tom Brockman, Biker Scotty, Theodora Ridgely, the real Mrs Tremond, Jimmy Scott, Dell Mibbler, Janice Hogan)
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this has nothing to do with the show – but recreate this cover
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resurrect the whorehouse / casino locale, but this time make it twice as whorey and casinoy – TWO Eyed Jacks!!
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give Dr Jacoby a daughter, and her daughter a wacky husband, who also happens to be Dr J’s psychiatrist partner
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add the following actors to the cast – Ciarán Hinds, Mads Mikkelsen, Paul Dano, Saoirse Ronan, Laura Harring, Olivia de Havilland, Chadwick Boseman, ‎Bae Doona, Edie McClurg, Peter Mullan, Yaphet Kotto, M Emmet Walsh, Daniel Brühl, Hal Holbrook, Tippi Hedren, Alden Ehrenreich, Val Kilmer’s son, Adam West, and/or Keith David/David Keith
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let Andy be Andy
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somehow incorporate a Curly W, since Mark Frost’s nephew / Doctor Hayward’s real life grandson is Nationals prospect Lucas Giolito
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Tremayne’s – a department store owned by Dick Tremayne
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juss don’t fcuk it up
Velvet Underground Underground
27. Oct, 2013 1 Comment
Peace The Forks Out
to
Sweet Lou
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highest paid stuntman in the world / director of every amazingly awful Burt Reynolds car movie ever
something about windmills and minds
the oiler
the ‘father’ donor of the Doner Kebab
a bird who directed some British movies you probably never rented
some basketball coach
some dancer movie gal
some NY sports radio guy
&
Edna Krabappel
Gabbo Talks
19. Jun, 2012 2 Comments
didn’t have the internets in 1993, so 9ever didn’t know what the reference was for The Simpsons ‘Gabbo’, from the ‘Krusty Gets Kancelled‘ ep [watch]. Â we kept saying to ourselves…
and then when we gots the internets, we didn’t care about The Simpsons anymore and forget our query
BUT THEN…
thanks to the GLORIOUS Film Forum & their Erich von Stroheim-a-heim, WE NOW KNOW!!!!
we love it when things come full circle, like when we come, full circle
+ more bonus Gabbo gifs!
Scooby Doo, Wear Are You!
09. Mar, 2012 0 Comments
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