Thighs Wide Movies 2013
31. Jan, 2014 
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2013 was a pretty weak year for movies, but life outside of the theater trumped life inside of it (I met the love of my life! and it’s a woman! Â so I’m not gay!). Â anywho, some movies were still better than garbage, and they is…
The Thirsteen Thirteen
1) Room 237
Shining on some crazy diamonds who put more thought into thinking about the Shining than anyone ever needed. Â But once you hear these batshit crazy theories, you cannot unhear these batshit crazy theories, and you may juss go batshit crazy yoself
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2)Â The Wolf of Wall Street
It’s like Goodfellas and Casino‘s younger, hipper brother
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3)Â Her
Spike Jonze’ love story digitally penetrates!!
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3)Â Captain Phillips
Taking hostages on screen AND off!!
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4)Â All Is Lost
A better silent movie than The Artist
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5)Â The Great Gatsby
A little party never killed nobody
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6)Â The Hunt
Mads for Mads Mikkelsen
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7)Â The Stories We Tell
Do Tell
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8)Â Salinger
Trashy tabloid junk… that I couldn’t get enough of. Â But what about the ‘pee in a jar’ rumors???
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9)Â My Father and The Man In Black
Cash-ed & carry-on, for the wayward son
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10)Â Spring Breakers
more of a feeling than a movie, and a dirty one at that, but it inspired us to actually do something with video on the internets!!Â
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11)Â Short Term 12
All Brie, no cheeseÂ
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12)Â Cutie and The Boxer
Starving for attention artists in residence
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13)Â Our Nixon
Nixon bindess with pleasure!Â
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and now for the…
Honor Blackmanable Mentions
42
The Armstrong Lie
Bettie Page Reveals All
Blue Caprice
Blue Jasmine
Dallas Buyers Club
Enough Said
Fill The Void
Frances Ha
Mandela Long Walk To Freedom
Nebraska
The Past
(first 1/3 of) Place Beyond The Pines
The Reluctant Fundamentalist
Rush
Saving Mr Banks
The Source Family
The Spectacular Now
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wanna second opinion? Â future Mrs Thigh Master weighs in! Â
(poor girl saw more movies in a theater this past year than probably ever!!!)
Best MoviesÂ
5. Short Term 12
4. The Wolf of Wall Street
3. Dallas Buyers Club
2. Captain Phillips
1. Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
Runner up –
Fill the Void (Lemale et ha’halalrs) Â
‘Best’ [meaning WURST] Movies Â
5. Inside Llewyn Davis
4. The Book Thief
3. Don Jon
2. Upstream Color
1. I’m So Excited (Los amantes pasajeros)
Runner up –
The Sapphires
our annual anal movie awards – The Thighsmans – drops the week of the OscarsÂ
until then, here’s the bestest films of yesterhere
