Ten 2017 Movies That Rose Higher Than Rose From The Last Jedi

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1) Loving Vincent

LOVE doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel about this waking life walk thru van Gogh’s paintings.  this is one for the ages!!

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2) The Lost City of Z

more of an Indiana Jones movie than Kingdom of The Crystal Skull was!!!  AND IT REALLY HAPPENED!!

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3) Mother!

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4) Dunkirk

I was praying that it was going to be a bad movie so I could call it Dumbkirk

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5) The Disaster Artist

Finally, a Seth Rogen movie I can get behind!

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6) Phantom Thread

Style over substance AND style!

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7) Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Fart faced McDormand and zany Sam Rockwell overcome themselves to surprise even me!

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8) Maudie

Art with heart

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9) The Trip To Spain

More of these, less of the Fast & Furiouseseses

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10) Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Beyond this world, and apparently beyond the grasp of today’s dumbed-down audiences.  Enjoy the same crap over and over people, cause Hollywood aint going to take a chance anymo on a movie that takes a chance like this one did

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our annual anal movie awards – The Thighsmans – drops the Friday before the Oscars.  stay pooned!

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
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R | 115 min

I was like – no way do I want to sit thru a movie where Frances McDormand is making endlessly farty frowny faces and Sam Rockwell is acting his usual fool self to the displeasure of a farty frowned McDormand.  GOOD THING I DIDN’T LISTEN TO MYSELF AND GAVE INTO THE MASS ADULATION!!!  Martin McDonagh‘s Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri turned out to be exactly what I was expecting and NOT exactly what I was expecting!  I really wanted to hate this movie.  Not sure why I did, but I did, but I couldn’t hate this movie!!!  It was so ebbing good!!  It’s the first Lucas Hedges movie I loved!!

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

Billboards is still posted at theaters near jews and white nationalists

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…