20. Apr, 2009 
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Tron Guy talks about how he hasn’t been offered a cameo role in Tron 2… yet, and many other things, like how he totally JOs to supercyberbabe Cindy Morgan every night, in not so many words
25. Mar, 2009 0 Comments
wees waz cleaning out the olde inhotbox and came across this…
m’yes, a male camel toe so wretched that it makes
Tron Guy’s ct look as deliciousesies as Sasha Cohen’s
24. Feb, 2009 0 Comments
we will watch the Watchmen
and you will too
and we will watch this Watchwoman, Silk Spectre II
without the use of a watch
but maybe with the use of Jergens®
we think we’re in love
hear’s hope’n that March 6th will add another notch on the short NSFW belt of Malina Akerman
11. Dec, 2006 0 Comments
Cuthbert currently in NYC filming My Sassy Girl, and currently being hypnotized by clapboards
Dakota Fanning wants to direct more than she wants pubes
Sacha Baron Cohen Was a Male Model
•Michael Psenicska, 2006’s Best Supporting Actor
David Lynch poo-poos the more Twin Peaks notion. Funny, cause word has it that his new movie is poo-poo
Rocky screenings galore, sadly it’s not for Rocky I
where have I seen this layout before?
a History of Snowboarding in 2 minutes flat, like yer mum’s chest [Bizzaro Lazzaro]
you can’t spell Danni without ‘in’ or ‘nad’, but you can’t with NSFW
Ghanian film posters [Cab Driver]
Walt Disney’s The Story Of Menstruation, fo-five-reals!
Tefillin Barbie [The Thinker]
locate a cell phone anywhere in the world [The Eating Machine]
and how come Tron Guy hasn’t thrown his latest male-camel toe creation up on his websight yet? [WTFOMGZ]
02. Aug, 2006 0 Comments
F%cking Nazi and his museum that I’d like to POOP on
F$cking Nazis who’d I poop on [NSFW]
Mel Gibson, f#cking Nazi who should have poo thrown on him if he’s the keynote speaker at Yom Kippur
Italia GQ‘s Top(less) 125 [NSFW via GM]
tons o’ Keeley, non-soaking wet edish [NSFW]
and the gayest opening with the gayest song to the gayest movie starring the gayest Guttenberg mt everest…
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
