Killing Me, Hardly
Me and Earl and The Dying Girl
Me Hurl and The Dying For This Movie To End
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PG-13 | 104 min
I don’t even know exactly how to sum up how much I didn’t like (and basically HATTTTTTTTTTTTTED) this movie, and I really don’t have to bother since David Edelstein somehow captured my thoughts exactly, but…
if you are looking for a crappier version of…
The Fault in Our Stars
but less romantic
that focuses on one of THE most annoying and non-interesting teenage protagonists I’ve encountered in a while (this is not actually him)
who is forced by his mom to hang out with that super adorable girl from Bates Motel, who has nothing to do in the movie cept have big eyes, and eventually shave her head cause she has cancer
and our annoying teen boy gets by in his dweeby high school life with his quirky black friend (think Urkel, but not really.  I juss wanted to post a gif of Urkel)
and together they re-make movies in a way that’s somehow dumber then the ultra-dumb Be Kind Rewind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7C8nHAAs70
and the whole movie feels like the 193482382th Wes Anderson Rushmore rip-off you’ve ever seen
and the movie feels like one giant cancer guilt trip, that isn’t worth taking
and for some reason Nick Offerman is in it, and he’s basically as exciting as the grumpy looking cats he looks like
and if I don’t have anything nice to say, too bad, cause I already said it, but don’t see this movie cause it sucks, besides MAYBE the last last 5 minutes, but getting to that last five minutes is pointless torture, but I will say something nice – the Pittsburgh-regional locations for the movie were AWESOME!  Especially the high school they used!
Verdictgo: f this movie, so Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous
Him, Earl and Toe Jam zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzes you in limited release
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
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