Thighs Wide Shut

Dark Tower ruled!

so why not play Dark Tower!

Far Rockaway: Abandoned Bungalows [NYcology]

Movies that didn’t happen

Freewheeling ABA Fashion

Kenner Toy catalogs

The Comprehensive Star Wars Cereal Box Checklist

Whatever Happened to the ‘Boys Have a Penis, Girls Have a Vagina’ Kid?

vintage Coke cans

Life Savers Stuff

every week on Entourage

ani gifs galore

the NFL’s website circa 1996

A BeTaMaXMaS

Utz bag bag

Yankee Stadium II (version 1.0 died in 1973) was a dumphole, juss like Riverfront Stadium or Veterans Stadium or like any other stadium born into the 70s, but Yankee Stadium, with it’s own unique ghetto charms, was our dumphole, even to those of us non-native New Yawkers who hate the Yankees more than we hate microwaved tunafish (although not as much as we hate Duke). Out first visit to Yankee Stadium III was bittersweet, as well as sweetbitter. Twas kinda sad to see #II all darkened and boarded up, preparing itself for an eventual demolition, but the sight of a still busy Ball Park Lanes across the street, our pregame spot of choice, mainly for their franztastic snack bar fries, still made us all warm and tingly inside, and that’s never a bad thing

Anywho, Yankee Stadium III, we have to admit, is marvelous. It feels like Yankee Stadium II, but less 70s, less ghetto, less dumpholey. It’s clean (for now), comfortable, open, and there are TVs everywhere, and when yer buying and noshing from the bevy of eating options (although we didn’t try any of them, cause we object to spending a month’s salary on frickles), you can hactually watch the game, instead of staring at a wall. Hooray for modernity! There’s even a museum that’s purty cool, even though there’s no Dr Jones, cause he belongs in a museum. There are only 2 things that suck about #III: 1, the Yankees play there, and 2, the Utz ad in the right outfield isn’t as large as it used to be, or should be

and oh yeah, the Nats beat the Yankees!!!

who had any clue that there was an Utz girl

before the Utz girl?

well, besides maybe Lord Admiral Horatio Herbert Putzy von Utz!

spanks again eBay, for continuing to be the bestest source of hard to find images of things that are hard to find besides a hard man, which to some is a good thing to find

wees aren’ts big fans of tattoos, besides Mr. Roarke’s fantasy islander pal, but Utz Girl + bacon strips = bestest arm mt EVERest. if this is your arm we’d be willing to barter for it. we know a guy in Bartertown who can mediate the deal, or perhaps sell you a cheap copy of the kick-a$$ Nintendo game sorta named in his honor [shoehorn99’s photostream]

no movie reviews today kiddies, so we guess you’ll have to brave Kevin Smith’s latest poopfest Zach & Miri Make A Playlist on yer own. insteady, here’s some last minute costumes ideas for Halloween, dunns up in our special photochop sauce…

Halloween on The Office > Halloween on The Simpsons