The George Michael Worrywart Machine
20. Nov, 2019 
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Last Christmas
Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am?
Official Site | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 103 min
For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS FILM!!! AND MICHELLE YEOH, WTF?? WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SOURPUSS PRISS IN EVERY MOVIE NOW (co-starring Henry Golding)????? GO AWAY MICHELLE YEOH!!!! Crazy BITCH Asian, amirite????
But then a twist happens around the 18/19th mark and the plot is revealed to be the lyrics to the title Wham! track and I was like, WOAH! THIS MOVIE IS NO LONGER AWFUL! It’s a joy!!! And hey, look, there’s Andrew Ridgley!! Who sadly was not dressed up like this…
or this
Jitterbug!
Verdictgo: NOT AWFUL!
Chistmas Lasts at a theater near jews and white nationalistsÂ
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
