Box Office BidnessThe Monster Squad
19. Apr, 2004 
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1. Kill Bill: Volume 2 – $25.5 million – How many geeks does it take to fill a movie theater? Divide $25.5 mil by 10.
2. The Punisher – $14 million – I think I’ve declared a silent-jihad against John Travolta movies.
3. Johnson Family Vacation – $6.4 million – Seriously, who’s Steve Harvey’s dentist? He has the whitest set of chompers on earth.
4. Hellboy – $5.7 million – Number 2 got greenlighted. It’s gonna stink more than a #2. Czech out our review.
5. Home on the Range – $5.4 million – I think its time for Disney to option all those cereal mascots and make a movie. Tony the Tiger and Snap, Crackle, and Pop take on General Mills and his army of the undead, Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry, Fruit Brute, and Yummy Mummy.
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6. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed – $5.1 million – F-this. Bring on Jabberjaw!
7. Walking Tall – $4.6 million – That dude Neal McDonough’s eyes creep me out.
8. Ella Enchanted $4.4 million – Ella is under a spell to be constantly obedient. Hey Ella, pick up my dry cleaning and then go jump in a lake.
9. The Passion of the Christ – $4.1 million – El Christo needs about 6 mil to pass Jurassic Park to become the 7th highest grossing film of all time. It’s already the grossest movie of all time.
10. The Alamo – $4 million – Davy Crockett’s got a wocket in his pocket.
