Ghanks Toodness,Its Friday!
These People Were Born (a gr8 day to be borne)
1867 – pilot, bike phanatic, pimp daddy, Wilbur “Orville” Wright
1889 – mustached film star, Charlie “C Diddy” Chaplin
1921 – recently deceased, Peter “Beef” Ustinov
1947 – Airplane! co-pilot, Kareem “Paula” Abdul-Jabbar
1962 – righteous Fugazi rocker and emo creator, Ian Mac”Daddy”Kaye
1965 – traffic stopping, gun totting, Black Knight, Martin “Sarah” Lawrence
1970 – Garyland grad and CBS Sports hotness, “My” Bonnie “Lies Over the Ocean” Bernstein
1971 – Peter “Ralphie” Billingsley
1976 – Andre 3000’s pal and Natalie Portman’s ex-flame? Lukas “Haagen” Haas
Oooh fuuudge!
And This Shit Happened
1917 – Vladmir Lenin returns from exile… on Main Street.
1926 – Lolly Willows by Sylvia Townsend Warner is sent out to readers as the first Book-of-the-Month Club selection ever. In the late 90s, Oprah formed her own book club and has basically told women what they should read ever since.
1943 – Dr. Albert Hofmann discovers the psychic effects of LSD. The next day he builds a time machine and goes into the future so he can see Kubey Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey in theaters.
1947 – On this very day, Bernard Baruch coins the term “Cold War”, then takes a cold shower, assassinates reknown scientist Dr. Pepper and thus begins the “Cola Wars.”
ever devoted to fake Dr. Pepper