Ghanks Toodness,Its Friday!

These People Were Born (a gr8 day to be borne)

1867 – pilot, bike phanatic, pimp daddy, Wilbur “Orville” Wright

1889 – mustached film star, Charlie “C Diddy” Chaplin

1921 – recently deceased, Peter “Beef” Ustinov

1947 – Airplane! co-pilot, Kareem “Paula” Abdul-Jabbar

1962 – righteous Fugazi rocker and emo creator, Ian Mac”Daddy”Kaye

1965 – traffic stopping, gun totting, Black Knight, Martin “Sarah” Lawrence

1970 – Garyland grad and CBS Sports hotness, “My” Bonnie “Lies Over the Ocean” Bernstein

1971 – Peter “Ralphie” Billingsley

1976 – Andre 3000’s pal and Natalie Portman’s ex-flame? Lukas “Haagen” Haas



Oooh fuuudge!


And This Shit Happened

1917 – Vladmir Lenin returns from exile… on Main Street.

1926 – Lolly Willows by Sylvia Townsend Warner is sent out to readers as the first Book-of-the-Month Club selection ever. In the late 90s, Oprah formed her own book club and has basically told women what they should read ever since.

1943 – Dr. Albert Hofmann discovers the psychic effects of LSD. The next day he builds a time machine and goes into the future so he can see Kubey Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey in theaters.

1947 – On this very day, Bernard Baruch coins the term “Cold War”, then takes a cold shower, assassinates reknown scientist Dr. Pepper and thus begins the “Cola Wars.”

This could be the greatest website
ever devoted to fake Dr. Pepper


Twitter Digg Delicious Stumbleupon Technorati Facebook
0 Comments

Leave a Reply

eXTReMe Tracker