Qwik Bitzahs
09. Apr, 2004 
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– An Avril Lavigne stalker is in deep doo doo after police raided his house. There was no word on what Lavigne-related paraphernalia was in the house, but I bet the guy had an Avril bong, an Avril Sk8board, and an Avril Patch Kid doll.
– This bit gives new meaning to the term “pay-per-view”: an Arkansas peeping Tom left a note and a 20-spot for the object of his viewing pleasure. The note apologized for his actions, but asked if he was allowed to keep on peeping. I’d do the same thing if I was Peter Parker and Kirsten Dusnt was my next door neighbor.
K-Gal, how come you so crazy/beautiful?
And how come u won’t return me phone calls?
