Qwik Fitz
19. Apr, 2004 
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 This wax figure would give Stephen King nightmares |
– Wanna buy an entire country music wax museum? Link from Zach de la Roachclip.
– Queen of nepotism, Tori Smelling, will be strutting her comedic stuff this fall on UPN’s new comedy Me, Me, Me. I’ve been patiently waiting for this day ever since her brilliant work as Screech’s sweetheart, Violet Bickerstaff, on Saved By The Bell.
– McDonald’s CEO croaks. This is what happens when you get free hash browns every dang morning. Link from Flea.
– Apprentice runner-up, Kwame “Sorry Ms” Jackson, isn’t going home a loser. Firstly, he never has to look at the Donald’s hair again. Secondly, he already has a job lined-up thru Dallas Maverick maverick, Mark Cuban. And lastly, KFC wants em to be the spokesman for their oven-roasted chicken line. I wonder what Omarosa’s next move is. She needs a job where she can’t screw anything up. Suggestions: toll-both operator, hand model, or Philly Phanatic.
– Here’s Blender magazine’s top 10 worstest songs of all time:
1. We Built This City – Jefferson Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight – Wang Chung
4. Rollin’ – Limpbizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll – Huey Lewis & The News
7. Don’t Worry, Be Happy – Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time – Eddie Murphy
9. American Life – Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory– Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder
That may not be the worst song ever, but Jefferson Starship, Chewbacca and Bea Arthur were apart of the worst George Lucas-related thang ever, The Star Wars Holiday Special. Do they celebrate Kwanza on Tatooine?
Bea Arthur and Greedo were part-time lovers
