Ruby Foosday’s
19. Apr, 2004 
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These People Were Born
571 (probably) – prophet, OG MC, Muhammad… at least we knew The Christ was born on 0/00/00
1889 – humanitarian and lover of animals, Adolf “Coors” Hitler
1893 – Spanish painter, Joan Miro
1925 – King of Latin Music, “Tos” Tito “os” Puente
1940 – Sulu, George “Oh, my!” Takei
1959 – Ron’s ugly kid brother, Clint “Michigan” Howard
1961 – mustached baseman, Don “Mustachio” Mattingly
1964 – actors/freaks, Crispin “Body” Glover & Andy “3-Ring” Serkis!!!!
1968 – the host of the kiddy game show Fun House, “DJ” J.D. Roth
1972 – deceased Howard Stern lackey, Hank “The Angry Drunken Dwarf”
1976 – Joey “Wo!” Lawrence
???? – Bart Simpson?
Smithers likey the men with the mustachizoids
And This Shit Happened
1657 – Jews of New Amsterdam (aka NYC) granted freedom of religion. The first thing they do is buy up all the radio and TV stations and then run the banks.
1862 – The first pasteurization test completed by Louis Pasteur and Claude Bernard. A holiday was later named in his honor: Pasteurover.
1999 – Columbine High School jack-asses, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, kill 15 students dead. Eat a dick in hell with animal-loving pal Adde Hitler.
Every Year – In Canada and the United States, April 20th is a ceremonial day to “smoke out” (smoke marijuana). So at 4:20 PM, forget about what you were thinking of, grab some Doritos, and start laughing at crappy shows like $40 A Day.
