Touch My Eyebrows Pt IIIMy Roomies Are (Almost) Famous
04. Apr, 2004 
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 famous than Corey Feldman. |
My kibbutz of an apartment is buzzing with shooting stars. I don’t happen to be one of them… unless of course yer searching for “dean stockwell drunk” on Google. One of my stud roommmatesz occasionally plays a background doctor on ABeatleC’s All My Children. He basically gets paid to wear scrubs and look at hot actressessssez all day. If he keeps this up and impresses/sleeps with the right people, maybe he’ll get to play the long lost twin of Susan Lucci. My other roomsie is a comedian who landed a talking head spot on VH1’s Breast Weak Ever. It was sort of a blink and you miss him kind of an appearance. They interviewed him on a slew topics, but only aired one bit of him setting-up the new OutKast video, “Roses.” My boy be mad funny, but how’z he supposed to crack the big time like fellow panelist Patton Oswalt (Chester Copperpot’s cousin) when all they let him say was, “Outkast, they are musicians.” Either way, you don’t see my a$$ all over the telly. Must be the industry’s dislike of men with mustaches. I need a new agent.
