Wear Your Sunday’s Best
18. Apr, 2004 
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These People Were Born
1857 – original attorney to the stars, Clarence “Bow and” Darrow
1946 – Parent Trapper, Hayley “General” Mills
1947 – actor and playa, James “Morning” Woods
1954 – kid shrinker and Dana Barrett worshipper, Rick “Uranus” Moranis
1956 – Eric “how am I related to Julia” Roberts
1963 – best talk show host EVER, Conan “The Librarian” O’Brien
1976 – former tween dream, Melissa Joan Hart “Explains It All”
We all known Clarissa is a huge star, but
whatever happened to her brother Ferguson?
And This Shit Happened
1025 – Boleslaw I Chrobry (what a kickass name, eh?) is crowned as the first in history king of Poland. His first act was the creation of an inventors club, which eventually gave us the submarine with a screen door.
1906 – A massive earthquake destroys much of San Francisco. All the gay clubs and Chinese restaurants have to be rebuilt.
1980 – Rhodesia becomes the Republic of Zimbabwe. Best names of former African colonies: The Transvaal and The Orange Free State.
To hell with Kamchatka, Yakutsk and Irkutsk,
it’s all about the African colonies.
