Music World Shocker!!!! t.A.T.u. NOT Lesbians!!
15. May, 2004 
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Unless yer a complete moron or live on Neptune, the Russian-pop-duo sensation, t.A.T.u. are NOT lesbians!! It was all a scam to sell records. Can you f-in bee leave all that jazz? And if you don’t bee leave that hype/tripe, then how did the brunette sexpot Julia Volkova get herself all pregnant and shit? I’m just mad vexed that I wasn’t the communist who’s the baby’s daddy. In other t.A.T.u. news, their first ever full concert performance at Trump’s TAJ Mahal in Hotlanitc City, NJ has been cancelled due to the sickness of one the girls. Maybe it was morning sickness, vodka disease, or some sort of Chernobyl after effect. Oh well, I guess I’ll just wait until LL releases her album and tours so I can fulfill my adolescent fantasies… One final note: Did you hear that t.A.T.u., was named coach of the year!??!??! WTF?
