"The Sky Is Falling"
26. May, 2004 
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that’s divisible by 8!!
Why?
Cause Tony Almeida is the MAN!!
He’d sell out his country for his wife
That’s true love folks
And cause Chase got speared in 1990’s
version of Lord of the Flies
And now he’s missing a hand too!!
And cause when Jack Bauer needs
something he gets it NOW!!!
And the dude breathes heavier than
James Earl Jones with a stuffed nose
And cause Jo Boo and his disciple
President Palmer will not seek a second term!
That leaves the race wide open
for the following candidates:
– Pedro of Napoleon Dynamite fame
– Peabs and The Coz on the Obvs Platform
– and the Ralph Nader/DB Woodside ticket
At least I won’t have to see this face
on my telly for at least another year
