We Built This Blog OnLL RocksAnd Dinner Rolls
24. May, 2004 
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Who’s having the best year ever? Lindsay Lohan
Who’s turning 18 in under 40 days? Lindsay Lohan
Who has the most gigantic ba-zoombas? Lindsay Lohan
Who will be the first Mrs. Thigh Master? Lindsay Lohan
Who was on the LL tip all last year but didn’t have a blog to profess his love? The Thigh Master
Who has green eyes? LL and The Thigh Master
Aren’t we a match made in heaven? Well at least that’s what Miss Cleo told me.
Anywho, apparently the Indian media is more gaga for Lohan news than yers truly. I found two brief news briefs that were enuff to raise my mast in my Calvin Klein boxer briefs:
Fake boobs? Me thinks not, and Queen Lohan agrees, “Recently, I heard that I’ve gotten a boob job. I’m 17! It’s kind of perverted, but if they’re gonna write about anything to bring attention to my chest, why not!” Hey baby, I write about yer boobs everyday, wanna go get a 3-piece dinner with me at Popeyes?
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Looks like its time for another cat fight, tween style!! Hilary Muff Daddy wasn’t too “honored” when LL and the rest of the Saturday Night Dead crew poked fun at her. LL retorted, “I thought things were cool. Hilary, I don’t wanna start anything again!” Always the peacemaker, always the hottie, always LL. Btw- did you see her s’wonderful work on that SNL episode in question? With the magic of TiVo, my lazzzy ass finally saw it. Lohan’s hot bod and comic timing struck gold again. The faux t.A.T.u. skit was tops and the Harry Potter one about Hermione/LL’s breasts blooming wasn’t too shabby either. Speaking of Hermione, dearest Uncle Grambs will soon be heading to jail for his lustations over the 14-year-old Emma Watson. Oh, wait, those are my lustations…
Trouble in the house of Lohan? Looks like some family member attacked another in their Merrick, Long Island home! Thankfully LL was not involved or home at the time. She was too busy giving me a full body massage. [Link via Chatty Cathy]
Finally, I’m in love with my new site meter Nedstat. According to their fab statistics, these 8 key words bring people to Thighs Wide Shut via many a search engine:
1. lohan, 2. thighs, 3. lindsay, 4. nipple, 5. wide, 6. shut, 7. Lohan, 8. Lindsay
