Box Office BidnessMore Biased Than Len Bias
28. Jun, 2004 
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1. Fahrenheit 9/11 – $21.8 (NEW) – I hate to say this, but F-9/11 is about as slanted and propagandanistical as Leni Riefenstahl’s Triumph of the Will. Read our review here.
2. White Chicks – $19.6 million ($27.1 million) – “Worst movie of the year! You[Ebert] are so right. The make-up is just hideous. It doesn’t work on any level whatsoever!! When they did the make-up, they should have gone on they set and said, ‘Well guess what everybody, go home, we don’t have a movie!’“
– Richard Roeper.
3. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
– $18.5 million ($67.2 million) – What’s a cooler name, Rip Torn or his real name, Elmore Rual Torn?
4. The Terminal – $13.9 million ($41.8 million) – Their website gives me motion sickness.
5. The Notebook – $13 million (NEW) – I’m still holding out for Trapper Keeper: The Movie
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6. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban – $11.4 million ($211.7 million) – Which Hogwarts student sorta looks like a cross between Patrick Fugit, Ben Kweller, and good ole Danny Cooksey? None other than me homeboy, Ron-boy, Rupert Grint. Btw, filming has begun on Potter 4 .
7. Shrek 2 – $10.5 million ($397.1 million) – Wurstest cross promotion evers: NASCAR & Shrek.
8. Garfield: The Movie – $7 million ($55.8 million) – Breckin Meyer’s last three films leading up to this mastershit: Roberto Benigni’s Pinocchio, Kate & Leopold, and Rat Race. He makes Jake Busey look like Laurence Olivier.
9. Two Brothers– $6.2 million (NEW) – Don’t bothers.
10. The Stepford Wives – $5.2 million ($49 million) – Frank Oz is a true renaissance man of movies. He co-starred in Spies Like Us, wrote The Muppets Take Manhattan, and directed Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
