Farting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
28. Jul, 2004 
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Kids, I’m off to the rainbow and family friendly confines of Rehoboth Beach, Delawhere (yes, it is a state) for a lil R & R, A & P, AT & T. Good thing I’m going with my family and not my gay lover Elijah Wood. Whilst I is away, some very special guests will be posting crap on this site. In the meantime, I’ve posted a few jounks below to tide you over. See you all on the phillipside!
– Beck & Jack White, the best collaboration since turkey-wrapped bacon.
– Our girl CityRag Doll is making us foam at the mouth just reading about her LES Food Tour.
– Shady Friendster pictures eggsplained!! [Link via Zach de la Roachclip]
– Win a Hanson concert at yer MASH (Mansion Apartment Shack or House)!
– There is nothing ‘hip’ about these undies.
– Duff plays the hits, but shows no tits. You call that a concert? Lettuce just wait to Her Royal Thighness, the Lohan, goes on tour.
– I don’t care if the peaches are flat or not, but they butter be shaved and not smell like tuna juice.
– And I’ll be size XXXXXL after my weak end of gorging on za, taffy, fries, and more za, but I’ll never ever join a gang of XXL women shoplifters. Piece the fudge out peoples. Be fruitful and multiply!!
