The Pimp is Now Behind the Wheels
The thighmaster is busy getting sun-burned right now, so you will have to make due with me.
-Don’t eat on the Metro in D.C. or you might get a full cavity search.
-A Maryland basketball player, Nik Cane Her Medley, got arrested. What a shocker.
-Michael has been doing some early X-mass shopping or at least looking for a date.
-Courtney is going into rehab. When does her trial start for killing Kurt?
-Pierce Brosnan is no longer James Bond. I hear Mr. Bean is up for the role.
-Jeff Foxworthy is back on TV. All is good in the world.