Help Is On The Way Out
04. Aug, 2004 
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– The Peabs and the Coz are back on the campaign trail after a well deserved 14-year old banging spree in Thailand. Can life gets any butter than this? I sayeth no.
– Ralph Fiennes (somehow pronounced Rayff Fines) is named to play He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named in Harry Pothead 4. Joseph Fiennes was found digging through Ralph’s trash for rejected scripts.
– Spielberg delays his movie about terrorism due to… terrorism. Maybe now he can work on getting Orson Welles alive to reprise his role as Unicron for Senor’s upcoming Transformers flick.
– What we’ve all been masturbating for: TiVo file sharing. [via Made of Brawn-Stein]
– In America, there’s 13,000 McDonald’s and only 392 White Castles. What’s up with that shiz? The NYTimes investigates. [1nce again via Made of Brawn-Stein]
– Having second thoughts about your cicrumsicion? [via Popbitch]
– Ouch. [via Zach de la Roachclip]
– Hacking admitted slaying wife. It would also work if his last name was ‘Slaying’: Slaying admitted hacking wife.
– The future was better back then.
– It’s Vinny to Meshawn all over again. What’s next, Rich Kotite getting a job?
– R.E.M.’s Around The Sun lands in a stratosphere near you on Rocktober 5th. And the full schedule for the Kerrypalooza has been posted!
– President Martin Van Buren exposes Resident Bush as a traitor… conspiring with the likes of Cpt Crunch.
– And finalimentement, I love him and so do you. So here’s some more Borat video love. Throw them Jews down the well!!! [via Ultrahottttie]
