Yo! Bum Rush The Show
05. Aug, 2004 
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– 911 is a joke in your town. Especially if your town be Glen Burnie, MD. [via Navi]
– R.E.M. announces North American tour. A show not to be missed… unless you have no taste in music of course.
– Marilyn Monroe had a lesbian fling with Joan Crawford. Is there anyone she didn’t bone? Damn I need to build a time machine stat! And speaking of hot lady on lady action, what’s a three letter word for one of em?
– 2011: An Oprah Dynasty. Stop telling women what to read! They can make up their own damn minds whiles they’re picking up my dry cleaning.
– HBO needs to chill with the orig programming. You can’t tell me that a drama about a polygamous fictional Utah family with Bill Paxton is going to be good.
– The Simple Life 2‘s finale was more awfulerer than KFC’s fried chicken. If there’s a round 3, its time to Burn Hollywood, Burn. I promise, that’s the last Public Enemy ref… by the time I get to Arizona.
– “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” Please, vote Kerry. In more bush related news, the Cardinals are moving from Busch Stadium to… Busch Stadium. [once again via the Navister]
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– Ever since 11 people were crushed to death at a 1979 Who concert in Cincinnati, every show since has been seats only. But now Cincy officials are going ga-ga for GA (general admish) concerts to try an attract bands skipping over the Ohio shitstain. The city has never been the same once Les Nessman left town.
– Be cool like me and bid on these Indiana Jones glasses.
– Saved! to become a TV show and a musical? The movie wasn’t even that good.
– Not lame on a stick, but lame on a Segway.
– Our Dreamers review filled with more hymens than Hymietown, landed the coveted spot in Uncle Grambzy’s quote-a-matic section this week. I feel like I just got a star on the Blogosphere Walk of Fame.
I’m off to the oddly shaped state of Merryland for my boi Big Ben’s annual Crab Feast Eggstravaganaza via Chinatown bus. I reserved a seat with no MSG…
