Chewbaccagammon
03. Sep, 2004 
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– Who on earth or in a galaxy far far away is going to buy the Ewoks and Droids cartoons on DVD? Both of em are slightly a lil less awfuler than the infamous Star Wars Christmas Special starring Bea Arthur.
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– Speak-king bout Star Wars, did you know that Lando’s boy Nien Nunb is considered an Asian Pacific Boy Toy?
– Ivana Trump is coming to TV this fall with some crap called Ivana Young Man. Worstest title and concept since Warner Bros’ Juwanna Mann. I’m developing my own reality show called, Ivana Hump Ivanka.
– Mark McGrath, pick up a white courtesy phone cause yer career is over. “IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII just want you to fly… the fork away from me you talentless pretty boy.”
– Love Dan the Automator? Yer in luck cause Handsome Boy Modeling School round 2 drops in November, he’s working on a 2nd Deltron 3030 disc, eventually a new Gorillaz thang, and for his solo album, Omakase, he has enlisted the help of Damon Albarn, Beck, Mos Def, Busta Rhymes, DJ Q-Bert, Black Rob, Beenie Man, John Medeski and the Blue Man Group. It doesn’t get much butter than this.
– This woman’s name has gots to be Amanda Hunginkiss. [via Zach de la Roachclip]
– BMWs all pimped out by Warhol, Lichtenstein, Calder, Rauschenberg, and Hockney.
– Paul Newman The Clown is available for Mall Openings and Bar & Bat Mitzvahs.
– It’s unconstitutional to watch women vomit. [via Flea]
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– How could my boyz and girlettes over at the UTZ factory have the yummiestest chips, but no taste when it comes to football?
– The Maryland Terp band will no longer be allowed to play “Rock and Roll Part II” at football games. That sucks more than Duke. [via Navi The Barbarian]
– The Trio network dishes out a second helping of their Brilliant But Cancelled series. On the docket this go around is Olivier Platt’s Deadline and Parenthood starring the deadly combo of Ed Begley Jr AND Leonardo DiCaprio.
– Does this bootylicious model come with J-Ho’s lingerie?
– And fry-nail-lee, ladies, start practicing cause Squirting will one day be an Olympic sport. Have a greeeeeat Labor Day weak end folks!! [via Made of Brawnstein]
