Milk Maid In Manhattan
02. Sep, 2004 
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– Shooting milk out of your eye may land you a Guinness World Record, but probably won’t help you get laid much.
– Doing anything on September 18th? Why not go to Dave Chappelle’s block party located in a secret Brooklyn location, and featuring the likes of Kanye West, Mos Def, Lauryn Hill, Common, Talib Kweli, Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, Dead Prez and The Roots!! And the breast part, it’s all fo free! More info here. [via ProductShoppe]
– Lohan dances in a cage and flies in a helicopter with a hot guy. Is this that recurring dream I keep having or her new music video? [via Stereoshizzle]
– Speaking of Her Royal Thighness, why don’t you buy this crappy shirt she designed for charity. Hilary Muff’s aint much better.
– Britney’s ex-‘husband’, the thin Jason Alexander, hooks up with a she-male. [via Deshamer]
– The Lollipop Kid and the First Trumpeter in The Wizard of Oz were disinvited to an annual Oz festival. If things get any worse, they may have to perform tricks on next summer’s Ozzfest or whore themselves out to Dunkin Donuts to promote their Munchkins line.
– Paris Hilton may be too busy selling crap to appear in crap.
– Ever wonder what Scott Stereogum looks like? Gothamist reveals all!!
[thanks Gid]
– Meet the world’s wurstest karate student. [vid via Kurt Vonnegutwitcha]
– While Travis begins work on their next masterpeace, they’ll drop a semi-greatest hits disc and a DVD this fall. Bi the weigh, Travis f-in rules. They’re 76 times butter than Coldboringplay and kick Phish’s a$$ when it comes to covers. If you don’t bee leave me, download their takes of ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ and ‘Here Comes The Sun’. And oh yeah, you can stream their new single, ‘Walking In The Sun’ here.
– Bid on these mad props from movies: a Hattori sword, lockers from the Big Lebowski bowling alley, and a 100 Pound note from the country of Zamunda. [props to Navi the Terrible]
– And here’s the most sacrilicious thing me has ever seen: The Yarmulkebra. [via Amanda Huginki$$]
