The Shroud of Turin Brakes
29. Sep, 2004 
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– The Winter Olympics are soooo much butter than the Summer games. Case in point: Turin 2006 just unveiled their mascots, Neve & Gliz, who just happen to be not as deformed or semi-retarded lookin like Athens’ unloved duo Phevos & Athena. [via Laing Sack of Shit]
– Lohan’s hotness seems to be slipping these daze. First there were the highly un-sexy snaps of her in this month’s GQ and now we’re stuck with this very un-cumcredible cover to her single ‘Rumors’. If I were her, I’d cover my face too! But not before taking a bubble bath and touching my, er, uh, um, her boobs.
– A VA private school doled out margaritas to kids instead of limeade. DOH! Some of the kids found the libation ‘gross’, while other said it made the girls in their class look ‘wicked hot’.
– Have you ever banged some poon in Cancun on a Spring Break sexcapade long ago and wanted to be reunited with that special slut? This site was create for sleaze balls sacs like you! [via Made of Brawnsteen]
– Create yer own Lego person. [via Pakulashaker]
– Peace the spork out to Geoffrey Beene counter! You kicked major (bill) (bl)ass!
– Spaceballs II? Why GAWD, WHY??? Re-watch the 1st one and let me know if you still find it funny. [via GoldenFiddlerOnTheRoof]
РEuropean pets will now need a passport when traveling. And Se̱or Spot, are you bringing any fruits or plants into this country? Arf! You may proceed.
– And happy 34th flippin b-day to Natalie Wood’s daughter/Hollywood’s flyest three-named actress who has disappeared off the face of the earth: Natasha Gregson Wagner. We miss you sweetits!! If need be, we can squeeze you in on the lesbian Charlie’s Angels movie in production.
