The Wet Dream Team
14. Sep, 2004 
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– I dream of Lohan or is it I Dream of Knightly? I have a grand idea, throw away that script, sign up Elisha Cuthbert, and make them a lesbian Charlie’s Angels. You can have them fighting in pudding, car washes, and uber-huge glasses of champagne. Anywho, Lohan’s got a brand new single. It’s called ‘Rumors’ and you can here it hear (Real Media link via Stereogum).
– The Office 2-hour Special finally debuts stateside only on BBC America, October 21st. Czech out what genius Ricky Gervais has to say about it.
– Guess who doesn’t make money? Yep, bloggers. I’m so sick of reading these kind of stories.
– Got $2,950.00 + Tax to burn? Book a flight on Zero-G.
– Norman Chad, aka the Couch Slouch, takes on USA Today and their list of thangs to change in sports. I’m in favor of Slouch’s #6: Pay college athletes not to come to campus during school week, thus freeing up the better-looking women for the rest of us.
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– Playgirl names Andy Rooney the 5th sexist sexiest male newscaster. His eyebrows were rated third best in the world by TWS. Right behind Martin Scorsese and NY1’s own George Whipple da III.
– You may have seen this before, but tits always worth a 2nd or 18th viewing. [via Jon Juan de Kur]
– Think Clint Howard is scary looking? You boviously haven’t seen this pic.
– Ashton Kutcher’s Restaurant Burglarized. Big whoop-d-do!!!
– Peppers, Vedder, and Rollins rock in honor of The Ramones. Next up: The Strokes & Blondie.
– And frinally, I need me time machine so I could have gone to see a screening of Tron with that dude in the male-camel toe Tron costume. Double dang!!! [via GoldenFiznizzle]
