Coxoff, CoxON!!!

– BREASTEST NEWS OF THE YEAR (for me at least): Graham ‘Cracker’ Coxon to REJOIN Blur!!! I mean Blur’s lastest, Think Tank, was a brilliant friggin album (that you all should buy NOW), but was truly madly deeply missing Coxy’s fab kicks. I’m already jizzing with anticipation for their next album and hopefully a tour, as I’ve only seen the Blur w/out the Coxster. Hooray for BritPop for it will never die!

– Download Her Former Royal Thighness’ latest single ‘Rumors’ here.

– I’m the Thigh Master and I approve these messages. [via Big Bad Bogs]

– Click this VERY NSFW link if you DARE!!! [via Warner Sistahs]

– Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic reunite publicly for the 1st time in 10 years for one reason: Get Rid of GW Bush!

– Gandhi to play Dr Death?

– It’s no Dream Team like Paul McCartney, U2, Bowie, and George Michael, but Band Aid III, featuring the likes of Coldplay, Travis, Dido, and The Darkness sounds berry scrum-deli-umptious!!

– Who knew that the Peach Pit’s own Joe E Tata was a Navy cook(!), appeared on TV’s Batman(!) and a Woody Allen flick(!), and his real name is love actually Joey Tata(!)!!! [coincidentally via my boy Joe E Tartar]

– C’mon, who doesn’t want to see Anna Kornacob’s nepals? [NSFWness via The Miami Vikings]

– John Stossel with his super-gay mustache searches to see if ‘gaydar’ really eggsists. Gimme a break!! [via Crude Features]

– Every year since I was a wee lil dyke tyke, I’ve gottsen suckered into McDougle’s Monopoly contest. Besides a few free fries and shakes, I’ve never won jack scalia. Has any of yous or someones you know ever won anything significant? I mean at this point, I’d at least like to win that Lionel Train Set!!

– What’s the sexiestiest thing Cleveland has to offer? I guess you could say it’s this?!?

– There aint nothing worse than a gay banana. Bless this man who’s straightening things up. [via GoldenPaddleBall]

– And since this is yer new home of Cuthbertedness, lettuce catch up on her uber-hotness. Supposedly she hates flying and wears a chi (Chinese for energy) necklace every time she does fly. But she so fly anyhow, why does even need a plane? Her hobbies include skiing, snow boarding, massaging her thighs, drawing, drawing pictures of the Thigh Master, photography, being HOT, roller blading, being Canadian, and painting!! And le WURST news about her be that she’s engaged to some guy named Trace Ayala, who’s JT’s personal assistant or something. For our purposes, lettuce pretend that I didn’t type that last sentence and just ogle at this photo from our first date…