Fingering The 18th Hole
06. Oct, 2004 
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– Tiger Woods gots hitched to super-sweet-Swede Elin Nordegren. She must really love him for his sparkling personality and wicked sense of humor. Or the fact that she gets to buy a new pair of shoes every day for the rest of her life.
– Congrat-relations to everyone’s favorite Ism, in the key of Lindsay Robertson, for being voted for Best Blogger Likely To Deservedly Strike It Rich by el Village Voice. She’s going to be so rich that she’s going to take a limo to work and rock a top hat and cane wherever she may roam. Rumor has it she may also change her name to Richie Rich the II. AND also another congrat-relations has got to go out to my man Jason & his ProductshopNYC cru for being voted Best Local Music Blog.
– Who on earth would pay 100 bones for a Philly Cheesesteak?
– Better Than Ezra are to play a free concert to celebrate the opening of Clinton’s Presidential Library. What, EMF wasn’t available? That’s UNBIELEVABLE!!
– Stern headed for satellite radio in 2006. How much raunchier can his show get? Maybe he can have a guy bone a skeleton’s eyes. Y’know, the ole skull f#$k!
– Gawd I love it that the Yankees haven’t won shhhhhhhhhhhit since ex-O bird Mike Mussina joined their starting rotation.
– Jack-O-Lanterns never looked this scary. [via Zach de la Roachclip]
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– Bid with confidence on Jose Canseco’s Rookie of the Year Ring. [1nce again via Zach de la Roachclip]
– This Monobrow site has been make waves the past couple o days. Too bad the dude they used for their front page doesn’t really have a monobrow, but just a wicked a$$ beard.
– Erotic Origami. [via Navi]
Tickets Peas
– Bruce and the E Street crew, John Fogerty, Jackson Browne and Patti Scialfa are rocking for your vote next Wednesday at Continental Airlines Arena. Tickets already on sale.
– Headliners for New Zealand’s Big Day Out have been announced.
– New Yawkers, sign-up for free tix to see former Her Royal Thighness, Sarah Michelle Gellar, in The Grudge and some piece of crap called Eulogy. And here are some free screenings for you LA-la landers.
And here be two things that have nothing to do with one another
– Green Bay Packers Fullback Sued Over Miami Dorm Defecation [via General Miller]
– Who knew that Carl Lewis had a music video? [via Biz vs the Newbs]
