The Quest for Peace the Fork Out
Christopher Reeve
You saved our planet many o times from the likes Richard Pryor & Jon Cryer, and every girl wanted to bone you in the process. Then you hurt yerself and lost yer super abilities for life, but that didn’t stop you from being a super hu-man. You will be greatly missed Kal-El, son of Marlon Brando. And whoever they decide on to don the red cape and blue tights for the next go-round will never replace you in our thoughts and in our minds… no matter how burnt they may be.
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Ken Caminiti
I’m no baseball lover, but me did love two things about you: That phatty-a$$ goatee you rocked and yer umcredible sounding name, which rolled off the tongue like rib meat falls off a bone.