Friday Night Day Links

– Steve Urkel of 2004, metrosexual or heteroflexible? You be the judge.

– You’alls better pre-order the Sleepover DVD now before its sold out in stores everywhere. We’re talking Halo 2 type mania here folks!

– Bid with confidence on Munchkin Meinhardt Raabe’s umcredible hat. If only it included the munchkin as well… [via Navi The Terrible]

– Be a sport like me, and volunteer for The NYC 2012 Olympic Posee.

– Disgusted that you bought Ashlee Simpsons’ album? H.O.P.E. (Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment) is here to help! [via Cefflediddle]

– Here’s something for Ross, eater of balls, and all the rest of you olde shul gamers to enjoy: really stoopid 8-bit Nintendo flash movies (warning: site has music)! Be sure to watch the Big Bird ‘Word Up’, Bases Loaded, and Blades of Steel parody vids.

– The toy I’ve been waiting all my life for is finally a reality: Darth Vader Voice Changer Helmet. [via Laing Sack of Sh#t]

– Sacha Baron Cohen to play everyone’s flavorite Purim character? [via Fid Fisto]

– Do we really need an American version of EastEnders?

– I love (pumping) irony: Kubrick, a self-hating Jew, in Hebrew.

– Woman breastfeeds a dog. I don’t care what her reasoninging is, that’s FORKING dirtgusting!!! [via Made of Brawnstein]

– College would’ve been so much easier with Google Scholar. Do I foresee a peace the fork outtting for LexisNexis?

– Do Twinkies live forever? All the truths lie/lay here. [via Ask Yazoo]

– Need more Bitched @ Swirth action than yer humble mumbler Thigh Master is currently providing? Head on over to Seeing Double for all yer needs.

– And muchos Kudos and granola bars to Using Tony’s Computer for dropping in the comments box this udder HOTtiestnessness (YOU BETTER CLICK OR ELSE) of Cuthy Cuthbert&ernie getting her groove back like Stella. I’ve already had 14.7 wet daydreams today after looking at it and my workmates are starting to wonder why there’s a giant pile of glue near desk!!! But sadly, that may be our lastest magic moment together as a couple. It could be time to give Her Royal Thighness The II the ole heave-HO-bag. How could you do this to your hair dearest deario without even consulting me, your lil anal fisting king, first? I had to hear of this tragic news from Cullenigan (wo)Man, a dear and loyal subject of Thighland. Shame on you!! If I were you, I’d start packing yer 3,563456,35 pairs of shoes and other assorted crap, cause come Monday, I’ll make my final decision whether you stay or you vincent van gogh-go the FORK AWAY!! What a HORRIBILISTICally weak end this is already shaping up to be.